1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the
world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all
worth while
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you
think she’s the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you
just had a big fight
15. The way she says “lets not fight anymore” even though you know that
an hour later….
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say “I love you”
18. Actually … just the way they kiss you…
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt.
(even though we don’t admit it)!
23. The way they say “I miss you”
24. The way you miss them
Here are good reasons why we men love women:
Quick Test
1) Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
2) If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be
before all the pills have been taken?
3) I went to bed at eight o’clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at
nine o’clock in the morning. How many hours sleep would I get before being awoken by the alarm?
4) Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get?
5) A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left?
6) If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater, an oil
lamp and a candle, which would you light first?
7) A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure.
A big bear comes along. What color is the bear?
Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have?
9) How many animals of each species did Moses take
with him in the Ark?
10) If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7
more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4
more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, what’s the name of the driver?
Answers:
1) All of them. Every month has at least 28 days.
2) 1 hour. If you take a pill at 1 o’clock, then another at 1.30 and the last at 2 o’clock, they
will be taken in 1 hour.
3) 1 hour. It is a wind up alarm clock which cannot discriminate between am & pm.
4) 70. Dividing by half is the same as multiplying by 2.
5) 9 live sheep.
6) The match.
7) White. If all walls face south, the house must be on the North Pole.
2 apples. I HAVE 3 APPLES, YOU TAKE 2, WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
9) None. It was Noah, not Moses.
10) You
HOW FRIENDSHIP BREAKS?
Both Friends Will Think The Other Is Busy
And Will Not Contact 
Thinking It May Be
Disturbing
As Time Passes
Both Will Think Let The OTher Contact
After That each Will Think Why I Should
Contact First ?
Here Your friendshipWill Be Converted To Hate
Finally Without Contact The Memory Becomes
Weak
They Forget Each Other.
So Keep In Touch With All And Pass This TO All
Your Friends…
I Don`t Want To be One Of This Kind.
So Here I Am sending Mail 
To Say 
A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from
his girlfriend back home.
It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us
is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice,
since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair to either of us.
I’m sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love,
Becky……. …….
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or
ex-girlfriends.
In addition
to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other
pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope…. along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I’m so sorry, but I
can’t quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to
me.
Take Care,
Ricky
After an international beer conference in London, all the world’s top
brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together.
The Chairman of Budweiser says, “I’d like the most refreshing beer in
the world, ‘The King Of Beers’: give me a Budweiser.”
The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him .
The Chairman of Guiness says, “I’d like the only beer in the world worth
really, truly waiting for: give me a Guinness.”
The bartender serves him.
The Chairman of Carlsberg says, ” I would like the world’s best beer,
drunk in more countries than any other: give me a Carlsberg.”
He gets it.
Vijay Mallaya sits down, looks around and says, “Just give me a Coke.”
The bartender looks at him, shrugs, and serves him.
The other brewery bosses laugh loudly and say, “Hey Vijay, how come you
aren’t drinking a Kingfisher?”
“Listen,” says Vijay Mallya, “If you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither
will I”
This is pretty interesting….
Letters ‘a’, ‘b’, ‘c’ & ‘d’ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of numbers 1 to 99
(Letter ‘d’ comes for the first time in Hundred)
Letters ‘a’, ‘b’ & ‘c’ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of numbers 1 to 999
(Letter ‘a’ comes for the first time in Thousand)
Letters ‘b’ & ‘c’ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of numbers 1 to 999,999,999
(Letter ‘b’ comes for the first time in Billion)
And
Letter ‘c’ does not appear anywhere in the spellings of entire English number Counting
