- Funny sms

1> Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
Jaise hare bhare khet main saand ghus aaye.

2> Voh sadak ke is paar thi, hum sadak ke us par the
kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi.

3> Teri julfey yu lehra rahi hai…
Teri julfey yu lehra rahi hai…
Jaise koi bhains poonch hila rahi hai…

4> Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya….

5> Aap ki aahat sunkar andhe dekhne ki dua maange ge
Aap ke saath chalne ke liye langde chalne ki dua maange ge
Aap apne sar se aanchal na hatana
warna buddhe bhi jawani ki dua maange ge

6> Krishna ne Radha se ki bewfai,
fir bhi kaha na unko harzai,
humne kabhi na chhoda tumhara dupatta,
fir bhi kahti ho ullu ka paththa.

7> Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,
Tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.
Chatt se chhalang laga de,
Phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi.

8> Ishk me dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jaata,
Humse tuta hua shisha dekha nahi jaata.
Apne hiss eke saare sms de du tujhe,
Mujhse tera kangaal msg box dekha nahi jaata.

9> Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,
Usse chahna ek bhool hai.
Jo inki soch mein gul hai,
Samjho uski Compartmental ke chances full hai..

10> Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki,
duniya wale dekhkar jal jate hai.
yu to hum sabeko ullu banate hai,
lakin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hai

11> Hum hai raahi pyar ke
Humse kuch naa boliye
Humko jahan khatiya mili
Hum wonhi pe soliye

12> Ishq main yeh anjaam paaya hai
Haath pair tute, muh se khun aaya hai
Hospital pauhnche to nurson ne farmaya
‘Baharon phool barsao
Kisi ka mehboob aaya hai’

13> Humne kabhi nahin kiya kisi ka intezaar
Chadha nahin humko ishq ka bukhaar
Achcha hua bahin pade, iss lafde mein yaaron
Varna devdas ki tarah dhundte phirte paaro

14> Twinkel Twinkel little star,
teri Girlfrnd gai bazar,
os ko mil geya dosara pyar,
ab tu baith ke makkhiyaan maar…

15> Hum udher se guzre, wo 1 ittafak tha…….
Hum udher se guzre, wo 1 ittafak tha…….
uppar se gira phool..ha ji haan,uppar se gira phool,gamla bhi uske saath tha……….

16> Teri Aankhein Jhuki-jhuki,tera Chehra Khila-khila,
Jab Tere Galoon Par Se Haath Ghumaya,to Aadha Kilo Fair And Lovely Mila…….:

17> Kadam Kadam pe hawa ki disha ka dhyan rakna,
Mushkil samay me bhi dosti ko yaad rakhna,
Hamari yaadon ki khushbu zaroor ayegi,
Tum bas tumhari NAAK saaf rakhna”

18> Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo;
Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!