- Lovely sms

(1) S_N RISE, B_TTERFLY, PICT_RE, L_NCH, CLO_DS, ST_DIES, M_SIC, S_NDAY, ALL ARER VERY BORING WITHO_T “U”…

(2) OUR LIFE BEGINS WITH OUR CRY, OUR LIFE ENDS WITH OTHERS CRY, TRY 2 UTILIZE THIS GAP 2 LAUGH AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. R.K

(3) 2 EYES R BEST FRIENDS. BOTH WILL BLINK TOGETHER, MOVE, CRY, SEE N SLEEP 2GETHER… BUT IF DEY C A GIRL ONLY 1 WIL BLINK. “MORAL- A GIRL CAN BREAK ANY RELATION”.

(4) 3 things 2 watch: Beauty, Behavior, Action. 3 things 2 control: Tongue, Temper, Temptation, 3 things 2 Love: Purity, Honesty, hard work, 3 things 2 do: Miss me, Sms me, Call me.

(5) GIRL ASKED TO BOY: WHY DO YOU KEEP YOUR MOBILE IN YOUR PANT POCKET? BOY: THE NETWORK IS GOOD HOW IS POSSIBLE? IT’S NEAR TO TOWER.

(6) WHY DO COUPLES HOLD HANDS DURING THEIR WEDDINGDAY?? IT’S JUST A FORMALITY, LIKE TWO BOXERS SHAKING HANDS BEFORE THE FIGHT BEGINS.

(7) NIGHT ENDS WHEN YOU STOP DREAMING. LOVE ENDS WHEN YOU STOP BELIVING. OUR FRIENDSHIP ENDS WHEN I STOP BREATHING.

(8) SMILE IS LIKE A SIMCARD, AND LIFE IS A CELL, WHEN EVER YOU INSERT THE SIMCARD OF A SMILE, BEAUTIFULL DAYS ARE ACTIVATED.

(9) SORRY FOR THE DISTURBENCE. BUT MATTER VERY URGENT. RAVANA AGAIN KIDNAPED SITA. THEY NEED 100 MONKEYS. HURRY UP RAAA… GO FAST.

(10) A CLASSIC EXAMPLE TO PROVE GIRLS ARE SOO SELFISH: WHEN I WAS A KID SOMANY GIRLS WANTED TO KISS ME, I ALLOWED. NOW I WANT TO KISS SO MANY GIRLS, BUT THEY DON’T ALLOW ME.

(11) PUPPYDOG ASKED MOTHERDOG, “MOM PLZ TELL ME WHO IS MY FATHER?” MOTHER RELIED “BABY KEEP QUIET. DON’T DISTURB HIM. YOUR FATHER IS READING THIS MESSAGE”.

(12) AGE OF DRINKS: 1TO3 MILK, 3TO5 CERELAC, 5TO16 HORLICS, 17TO25 BEER, 26 TO 45 WHISKEY, 46 TO 75 TONIC, AFTER 75 ANYTIME “TULASI THEERDHAM”.

(13) ELUKA: BAVA OKKASAARI NEE DRAYAR ISTAAVA. ENUGU: ENDHUKO CHEPTEE ISTAANU. ELUKA: REPU NA KODUKU PELLI TENT VEYYADANIKI.

(14) MOTHER: M-MOTIVATOR, O-ONLYONE, T-TENDERLOVE, H-HEARTIEST, E-EFFORT, R-RESPONSIBILITIES”. THAT IS MOTHER.

(15) FRIEND: I TRIED YOUR NUMBER SO MANY TIMES. IT SAID “SWITCHED OFF”. SIGANNA: NO… IT IS MY DIALER TONE. HAHAHAAAAAAAAA.

(16) ALWAYS SMILE OK? BECOZ, YOUR SMILE IS SO CAPTIVATING AND SO NICE. SHOOME SAMPLE …..WOWWWWWW SUPER ONCEMORE…

(17) FRIENDSHIP IS NOT COLLECTION OF HEARTS. BUT IT IS SELECTION OF HEARTS. ALL FRIENDS ARE NOT TRUE. BUT TRUE FRIENDS ARE VERY FEW. LIKE YOU.

(18) IN ORDER TO GET A GOODJOB IN GOOD COMPANY A BOY REQUIRS 100%TALENT, WHERE AS GIRLS REQUIRE ONLY 4%TALENT REMAINING IS: 36, 24, 36=96%.

(19) BRING HER TO ROOM. TAKE HER TO ROOM, OPEN HER TOP, LIFT HER UP, PRESS UR LIPS TO HER LIPS, AND HAVE A NICE DRINK. “PEPSI A DIL MANGE MORE”.

(20) WHEN YOU BORN THERE WAS A HEAVY RAIN. DO YOU KNOW WHY? BECOZ SKY AND STARS ARE CRYING FOR LOSING A CUTE STAR. BUT IAM LUCKY TO HAVE THIS CUTE STAR AS MY SWEET FRIEND.

(21) WHAT IS THE SECRET OF MY MOBILE ENERGY? BOOST? NO. HORLIKS? NO. MONEY? NO. FAME? NO. THEN WHAT? A SMALL AND SWEET MSG FROM YOU EVERYDAY.

(22) I LOVE “U” SERIOUSLY I LOVE “U”. I DON’T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED TO ME BUT I LOVE “U” NOT ONLY “U” I LOVE “V”, “W”, “X”, “Y”, “Z” AND ALL THE LETTERS IN ENGLISH.

(23) GOD GRANTED ME 1WISH. I ASKED FOR WORLD PEACE. HE SAID, “IT’S IMPOSSIBLE. PLZ ASK FOR SOMETHING ELSE”. I ASKED HIM TO MAKE YOU INTELLIGENT. HE SAID, “WAIT-LETME TRY WORLD PEACE”.

(24) TWO FACTS IN THIS WORLD: FACT 1: YOU CANNOT TOUCH ALL YOUR TEETH WITH YOUR TONGUE. & FACT2: AFTER READING THIS 99/100 IDIOTS WOULD TRY IT.

(25) IAM A BIRD STANDING AT YOUR WINDOW. GUARDING YOUR EYES FROM SUNLIGHT. WITH MY WINGS. WAITING FOR YOU TO WAKEUP TO SAY “GOOD DAY, AND KEEP SMILING”.

(26) NEVER REJECT A PERSON WHO CARES YOU A LOT MANY BE YOU WONT GET A PERSON, WHEN YOU ARE ALONE IN THIS WORLD SO FIND THE REAL PERSON WHO CARES YOU A LOT.

(27) A SON AT COLLEGE WANTED MORE MONEY HE SENDS A TELEGRAM TO HIS FATHER. NO MONEY, NO FUN. YOUR SON. THE FATHER REPLIED HOW SAD, TOO BAD. YOU’R DAD.

(28) SUCCESS IS NEVER PERMANENT, FAILURE IS NEVER NEVER FINAL. SO ALWASYS DON’T STOP EFFORT UNTILL YOUR VICTORY MAKES A HISTORY.

(29) YOU MAKE 10FRIENDS, LAUGH WITH 9, MEET 8, TALK TO 7, CELEBRATE WITH 6, SHARE SECRETS WITH5, TRUST 4, CRY WITH 3, TAKE HELP OF 2, BUT DON’T FORGET “1” THAT’S ME.

(30) HARD WORK IS LIKE STEPS. LUCK IS LIKE A LIFT. LIFT MAY FAIL SOMETIMES. BUT, STEPS WILL ALWAYS GET YOU TO THE TOP.

(31) FRIEND: F: FULL OF LOVE, R: RARE TO GET, I: IDEAL GIFT OF GOD, E: EVERY TIME WITH US, N: NEVER FORGET, D: DEAR ITS YOU.

(32) I SMILE AT WHOM I LIKE, I CRY FOR WHOM I CARE, I SHARE WITH WHOM I LOVE, I LAUGH WITH WHOM I ENJOY & I MSG TO MY CUTE FRIEND WHOM I MISS THE MOST.

(33) “I HATE YOU” I: IAM, H: HAPPY TO SEE YOU, A: ALWAYS MISS YOU, T: THINKING OF YOU, E: EVERYDAY NEVER FORHET YOU. SO REALLY I WANT TO SAY I HATE YOU.

(34) ENTRY OF SUN, EARTH SMILES. ENTRY OF FLOWERS, BEES SMILE. ENTRY OF RAIN, TREES SMILE, WHEN YOUR MSG COMES TO ME, MY HEART SMILES.

(35) A SINGANNA WAS REPEATEDLY BUYING MOVIE TICKETS. FINALLY THE TICKET SELLER ASKED WHY? SINGANNA: “SOME STUPID STANDING NEAR THE DOOR IS TEARING MY TICKETS”.

(36) RAVANA: BHAVATI BIKSHAM DEHI, SITA: TISKONDI SWAMI, RAVANA: GEETA DAATI RAMMA. SHE CAME RAVANA: HA NEENU SWAMINI KANU RAVANUDANI, SITA: HA HA APRIL FOOL NEENU SITA KAADU PANIMANISHINI.

(37) WITHOUT U’R”SMS” DAYS R LIKE: “MOANDAY” “TEARSDAY” “WASTEDAY” “THIRSTDAY” “FRIGHTDAY” “SHATTERDAY”& “SADDAY”SO”SMS” ME EVERYDAY,.

(38) A CHINESE WAS IN HSPITAL.SARDAR WENT 2MEET HIM.CHINESE SAID”CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & DIED.HE WENT CHINA 2KNW D MEANING-YADAVA OXYGEN PIPE MEDA KAALU THI.

(39) NEVER WALK AWAY FROM TRUE FRIENDS. WHEN U SEE SOME FAULTS, BE PATIENT & REALIZE THAT NOBODY IS PERFECT. IT’S AFFECTION THAT MATTERS, NOT PERFECTION!..

(40) TEACHER:”WHY MAJORITY OF TAMILIANS ARE BLACK”? SINGANNA: “BECAUSE MAJORITY OF TAMILIANS ALWAYS WATCHES SUN TV & SURYA TV”….!!!

(41) “A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T_ V W X Y Z”DID I MISS SOME THING? NO, NOT AT ALL I PUT”U”SAFELY IN MY HEART.

(42) I THINK ‘M DISTURBNG U. SORRY DIS IS MY LAST MSG & I WIL NOT MSG U ANY MORE GUDBYE NEVER EXPECT THAT FROM ME. I HAV BORN 2 DISTURB U.

(43) ACC TO AGRICULTURE DEPT.THEIR R 2085364 COCONUT TREES IN AROUND A.P MY QUESTION IS Y DOESN’T ATLEAST ONE COCONUT FALL ON UR HEAD FOR NOT MSGING ME.

(44) GOOD NEWS!A NEW WAY 2 SEND ROMANTIC KISS 2 UR GIRLFRIEND JUST CALL ME & ORDER UR KISS I WILL PERSONALLY GO & DELIVER IT.

(45) MOTORIST HIT A SPARROW HE TOOK D UNCONSCIOUS BIRD N PUT IN CAGE VTH BREAD & WATER BIRD WAKES UP LOOK AROUND N SCREAMS… AYYO! NAKU JAIL! BIKE VADU CHACHADA ENTI.

(46) IF U READ DIS IM SMART….IF U SAVE DIS, U AGREE IM SMART……IF U F0RWARD DIS UR SPREADING IM SMART BUT IF U DELETE DIS, UR JEALOUS BCOZ IM SMART.

(47) GIRLS ARE LIKE A NET VIRUS.THEY ENTER UR LIFE, SCAN UR POCKETS, EDIT UR MIND, DOWN LOAD PROGRAMMS &DELETE UR HAPPINES. SO BE CAREFUL WIT GIRLS.

(48) BE SLOW IN CHOOSING FRIEND… SLOWER IN LOOSING THEM… BECAUSE FRIENDSHIP IS NOT AN OPPORTUNITY… BUT IT’S A SWEET RESPONSIBILITY.

(49) THOUSANDS OF RAINDROPS FALLS INTO SEA WATER BUT SOME DROPS ONLY GOES TO PEARL. LIKE THAT I HAVE SO MANY FRNDS BUT U R SPECIAL ONE…LIKE PEARL.R.K

(50) A BOY SINGING BYSEEING A GIRL “JHALAKDHIKALAJA JHALAKDHIKALAJA” SO GIRL HOLDING HER SLIPPER &SINGING ” EK BAR AJA AJA AJA AJA AJA ” R.K

(51) IF SUM1 THROWS A STONE AT U, U THROW A FLOWER AT HIM.EVEN IF AGAIN HE THROWS STONE,DONT GET ANGRY, THROW A “FLOWER POT”ON HIM.NEW GANDHIGIRI…

(52) TRUE LUV IS LIK A PILLOW U CN HUG IT IN TROBLE U CN CRY ON IT IN PAIN U CN EMBRACE IT IN HAPPINESS SO, WHN U NEED TRUE LUV SPEND RS 150 AND BUY A PILLOW..

(53) WHEN GOD OPENED THE WINDOW OF HEAVEN HE SAW ME & ASKED “WHATS UR WISH TODAY?” I SAID: LORD,TAKE CARE OF THE CUTE ONE WHO IS READING MY SMS!..

(54) A SPECIAL SMILE… A SPECIAL FACE… A SPECIAL SOMEONE I CANT REPLACE… A SPECIAL THANKS FROM ME TO U… FOR D SPECIAL FRIENDSHIP, I FOUND IN U… :-)…

(55) HEADLINES DATED ON 1ST JAN,2020:- 1. PRESIDENT SONIA GANDHI N PRIME MINISTER PRIYANKA GANDHI WENT ITALY TO MEET ITALIAN PRESIDENT RAHUL GANDHI. 2. DHOOM-17 READY 4 RELEASE 3. I’L PLAY D NXT WORLDCUP-SACHIN 4. SALMAN KHAN ,HRITHIK, ABHISHEK ATTEND AISH’S 5TH WEDDING. 5. PETROL 1LT-RS 999 ONLY. 6. BALA KRISHNA’S NEW FILM ‘NANNU NAMMUKO,VUNNADI AMMUKO’ AUDIO RELEASD. 7. INKO 1YEARLO PRETHEIKA ‘THELANGANA’- K.C.R

(56) MOON IS UPSET… &SUN IS HAPPY….. Y? BECZ MOON IS MISSING U & SUN IS GOING TO B WIT U DA WHOLE DAY.. GUD MORNING .

(57) NEVER FORWARD A SMS FROM A FRIEND TO ANOTHER FRIEND IF YOUR FRIEND KNOWS YOUR OTHER FRIEND YOUR FRIEND WHO IS A FRIEND OF YOUR OTHER FRIEND MIGHT HAVE ALREADY SENT THAT SMS TO HIS FRIEND WHO IS YOUR FRIEND AND OTHER FRIEND IS THE ONE TO WHOM YOU SHOULD NOT FORWARD WHAT YOUR FRIEND SENT YOU AND YOUR FRIEND, BECAUSE YOUR FRIEND ALREADY GOT IT FROM YOUR FRIEND WHO IS UR FRIEND OK DON’T CRY NOW. FORWARD IT 2 OTHERS AND MAKE THEM CRY.GOOD NIGHT.

(58) NEVER WALK AWAY 4M TRUE FRNDS. WHEN U SEE SOME FAULTS BE PATIENT & REALIZE THAT NOBODY IS PERFECT. I’M NOT PERFECT , BUT I CAN BE A TRUE FRIEND.

(59) HEART TOLD 2 EYES C LESS BCOZ U C AND I SUFER ALOT. THN EYES SAID THINK LESS BCOZ U THINK BUT I CRY A LOT.

(60) LOVE IS LIKE A CHEWING GUM IT TASTES ONLY IN THE STARTING!.. BUT FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE A CHOCOLATE IT TASTES TILL IT ENDS!.

(61) A RAINDROP MAY LOOK TOO SMALL 2 EYES BUT SOMWHERE A THIRSTY FLOWER AWAITS ITS FALL.A SMALL SMS SEEM 2 SMALL 2U BUT SOMWHERE A FRNDLY HEART REMEMBERS U.

(62) HERE IS ONLY ONE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DREAM AND AIM.., ” DREAM REQUIRES SLEEP TO SEE…” WHEREAS ” AIM REQUIRES SLEEPLESS EFFORT TO SEE….

(63) THE YOUTH NOWADAYS R GETTING WORSE! I WAS IN TEMPLE,WEN A GUY NEXT TO ME LIT A CIGARETTE FROM D AARATI,I WAS SHOCKED N ALMOST DROPPED MY BEER BOTTLE.

(64) A LIFESTORY OF REAL HERO. A BABY WAS BORN. SUNSHINE IN HIS EYES, STRONG AS DIAMOND TIGERS N LIONS GT FEAR OF HIS BIRTH. ANGELS BLESSED HIM FRM D HEAVEN. ALL GIRLS PLANED 2 MARRY HIM. HIS PARENTS WR VERY HAPPY & NAMED HIM “:-)ABHIRAM;-)” WARING:-EDTING & COPYING OF MSG STRICTLY PROHIBTED.

(65) TODAY I WILL LOSE SOMETHING. TOMORROW I CAN GET ANYTHING BUT I NEVER LOSE AND EVER GET ONE THING THAT IS U .BE A HRT BEAT FOREVER. :-)

(66) WHAT HAPPENS IF PHARMACY GRADUATES STARTS PRODUCING MOVIES? AIDS GOLA, EDURINTI ANTHRAX, PAKKINTI POLIO, INTLO EMULSION-VEEDHILO SUSPENSION, MAA INJECTION MEEDA OTTU MEE INFECTION CHALA CHEDDADI, KAIDI NO 500MG,PRIYAMINA PENCILLIN, ALIBABA ARADAZANU CAPSULES, 7/G GREEN CROSS COLONY, PANDANTI PFIZER.

(67) HI! CAN U DO ME A FAVOUR, IF U R NOT BUSY, IF U DONT MIND, IF IT DSNT TAKE MCH OF UR TIME, N IF U CAN DO IT 4 ME, CAN U (:-) SMILE PLEASE THAT’S IT.RAMUDU MANCHI BAALUDU,SIDDHU CHEDDA BALUDU.

(68) ONE DAY IF U NEED MY FRIENDSHIP& THERE R 100 STEPS BETWEEN US.U TAKE THE FIRST STEP TO GET NEAR ME ,I WILL TAKE ALL THE 99 STEPS TO BE THERE FOR U…

(69) FRIEND AND BLOOD HAVE ONLY ONE DIFFERENCE. BLOOD ENTERS INTO HEART AND FLOWS OUT , BUT A FRIEND ENTERS IN LIFE AND STAYS FOREVER..

(70) BEING NEAR IS NOT THE MEANING OF BEING DEAR. I MAY BE FAR FROM YOU BUT MSGS ARE BRIDGES TO MAKE U FEEL THAT I AM ALWAYS WITH YOU……

(71) ONCE ANT & MOSQUITO GOT MARRIED,IN 1ST 9T,MOSQUITO HAS CAME OUT,FRIENDS ASKING ‘BAYATAKENDUKOTCHESAV’, REPLIES MOSQUITO ‘DHANAMMA LOPALA ALLOUT PETTUKUNDHI’

(72) ‘TIME’ IS DE MOST RARE LUXURY, WHICH COULD NEVER BE PURCHASED AT ANY COST. SO WHEN SOMEONE SPENDS IT FOR YOU, IT DEFINES DE DEPTH OF CARE DEY HAVE FOR YOU.

(73) “KEEPING SOMEONE IN OUR HEART IS VERY EASY… BUT, TO BE IN SOMEONE’S HEART IS VERY DIFFICULT… SO “RESPECT” THE HEART WHICH “CARES” YOU…

(74) NEVR BLAME A DAY IN UR LIFE! BCZ, GUDDAYS GIVE ‘HAPINESS’’ BADDAYS GIVE ”XPERIENCE” WORSTDAYS GIVE YOU “A LESSON” ALL ARE ESNTIAL IN LIFE.SO ENJOY EVRY DAY.

(75) WEN SOMETHING VALUEABLE IS NEAR US WE WON’T CARE 4 IT. BUT WEN WE MISS THAT PRECIOUS THING WE START FEELING 4 IT SO DONT MISS ANYTHING.

(76) MY LOVE IS NOT A MOON, NOT A SUN, NOT A STAR, BCOZ THEY ALL DISSAPEAR.MY LOVE IS LIKE SKY, WHICH WILL ALWAYS BE WATCHING OVER U.

(77) A GOLDEN THOUGHT: “IF U FALLS, DONT SEE THE PLACE WHERE U FELL BUT SEE THE PLACE WHERE U SLIPPED… “SUCCESS IS ALL ABOUT CORRECTING YOUR MISTAKE”.

(78) ONE SEC ONEMIN ONE HOUR ONEDAY ONE WEEK ONEMON ONE YEAR NOMATTER HOW LONG WEDN’T SEE EACH OTHER YOU W’L BE IN MY HEARTFOREVER AS MY HEART MY DEAR FRIEND.

(79) NA PAYANAM LO PRATI MAJILI NUVU. NA MAATALALO PRATI ARTHAM NUVVU. NA TANUVULO PRATI ANUVU NVU, NA MANASULO PRATI ANUVU NUVVU NENU ANE PADANIKE ARDANIVI NUVVU, NEEVU LENI NA JEEVITAM OOHAKAINA NARAKAM, NE KOSAM TADI AARANI KALLATHO EDATEGANI OOHALATHO ANTU LENI AASHA THO EDURU CHUSTUNANU.

(80) WHAT’S DIFFRENCE BETWEEN PROBLEM AND CHALLANGE, TEACHER ASKED A SMART BOY. BOY: 3 BOYS + 1 GIRL ON A BED= PROBLEM, 1 BOY + 3 GIRLS ON A BED= CHALLANGE!

(81) NIGHT IS GONE & THE MORNING HAS COME. ALL THE STARS WERE HIDDEN BY THE LIGHT OF SUN. WHT A SURPRISE..! STILL A BEAUTIFUL STAR READING MY MSG…

(82) BEWARE OF DUPLICATE MORNING WISHERS I AM THE ONLY AUTHORISED, ISO-9001-2007 CERTIFIED DEALER IN MORNING WISHES. AND I HAVE NO BRANCHES ANYWERE.

(83) WHENEVER I SIT ALONE I JUST LOOK AT MY HANDS AND SEE THE CRISS CROS LINES AND WONDER WHICH SPECIAL LINE MADE ME SO LUCKY TO GET A FRIEND LIKE YOU!

(84) MY PAST SAYS YOU MET ME. MY FUTURE SAYS YOU WILL CARE FOR ME. MY DREAMS SAYS YOU UNDERSTAND ME. BUT MY HEART SAYS U ALWAYS REMEMBER ME.

(85) AMERICAN: NEWBORN CHILD HAS NO HAND, WE FITTED ARTIFICIAL, NOW HE’S BOXING CHAMPION. INDIAN: CHILDBORN WITH NO HEAD, WE FITTED EMPTY COCONUT, NOW IT’S READING MSG.

(86) WHY DOES A BUFFALO ALWAYS ENJOY’S DIRTY WATER?? ? WHY?? ? WHY?? WHY?? ? ? ANYWAY THAT IS YOUR PERSONAL MATTER I WONT INTERFERE…

(87) BA(G)PIPER, NEP(O)LION, OLDM(O)NK, OL(D)COSK, MO(N)ITOR, KALYAN(I), KIN(G)FISHER, (H)AYWARDS, VO(T)CA, HAVE A KICKFUL NITE….!.

(88) BEAUTIFUL PICTURES ARE DEVOLPED BY NEGATIVES IN A DARK ROOM. SO IF YOU SEE DARKNESS IN YOUR LIFE ASSUMES THAT GOD IS MAKING A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE FOR YOU.

(89) TOWARDS DIE MANY TIMES BEFORE THEIR DEATHS THE VALIANT NEVER TASTE OF DEATH BUT ONCE WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE.

(90) “IN LIFE, YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN MISSING UNTILL IT ARRIVES & YOU WIIL NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE GOT UNTILL YOU MISS IT.”

(91) WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN YOU PRAY, WHEN YOU CRY, WHEN YOU DREAM, WHEN YOU KISS, BCOZ MOST BEAUTIFUL THINGS IN LIFE ‘ARE NOT SEEN BUT FELT BY THE HEART?

(92) DREAM IS A PASSION … WHERE WE CAN RULE THE WORLD OF OUR OWN. DREAM IS A GIFT OF GOD, WHERE WE CAN ENJOY EVERYTHING. SO, HAVE A SWEET DREAM TONITE.

(93) FEEL GOOD SOMEBODY MISS YOU. FEEL BETTER WHEN SOMEBODY LOVES YOU. BUT FEEL BEST WHEN SOMBODY NEVER FORGETS YOU.

(94) IF YOU ARE IN TROUBLE, IF YOU NEED A HAND, JUST CALL MY NUMBER, BECEAUSE IAM YOUR FRIEND.

(95) MAKE YOUR LIFE A HOUSE YOUR HEART CAN LIVE IN. WITH A DOOR THAT IS OPEN TO RECIVE FRIENDS. AND A GARDEN FULL OF MEMORIES… OF MANY GOOD THINGS.

(96) YOU CANOT BUY FRIENDSHIP, YOU CAN EARN IT. IF SOMEONE COMES FOR HELP, BE A TRUE FRIEND.

(97) A FRIEND IS ALLWAYS WELCOME…EARLY IN THE MORNING OR LATE AT NIGHT. TIME IS OF NO IMPORTENCE…WHEN IT CONCERNS REAL FRIENDSHIP.

(98) FRIENDS ARE LIKE STARS… YOU DON’T SEE THEM ALL THE TIME, BUT YOU KNOW THEY ARE THERE.

(99) A RING IS ROUND AND HAS NO END, SO IS MY LOVE FOR YOU MY FRIEND. MAKE NEW FRIENDS BUT KEEP THE OLD. ONE IS SILVER THE OTHER GOLD.

(100) WHEN I AM WALKING IN FROUNT OF YOU, IAM PROTECTING YOU. WHEN IAM BESIDE YOU, IAM THERE FOR YOU. WHEN I BEHIND YOU, IAM WATCHING OVER YOU. WHEN I AM ALONE, IAM THINKING OF YOU.

(101) TRUE FRIENDS ARE LIKE DIAMONDS. THEY ARE REAL AND RARE. FALSE FRIENDS ARE LIKE LEAVES. THEY ARE SCATTERED EVERYWHERE.

(102) IF YOU NEED ADVICE, TEXT ME. IF YOU NEED A FRIEND, CALL ME. IF YOU NEED ME, COME TO ME. IF YOU NEED MONEY…………. THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACH NOW.

(103) I ALWAYS THOUGHT LOVING SOME ONE WAS THE GREATEST FEELING, BUT I REALISED THAT LOVING A FRIEND IS EVEN BETTER, WE LOSE PEOPLE WE LOVE BUT WE NEVER LOSE TRUE FRIENDS.

(104) WE GAIN AND LOSE THINGS EVERYDAY. BUT TRUST ME ON ONE THING: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME. I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE AS A FRIEND.

(105) A TRUE FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO REACHES FOR YOUR HAND AND TOUCHES YOUR HEART.

(106) MANY PEOPLE WILL WHALK IN AND OUT OF YOUR LIFE, BUT ONLY TRUE FRIENDS WILL LEAVE FOOTPRINTS IN YOUR HEART.

(107) YOU MAY BE OUT OF MY SIGHT, BUT NOT OUT OF MY HEART, YOU MAY BE OUT OF MY REACH BUT NOT OUT OF MY MIND. I MAY MEAN NOTHING TO YOU BUT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE SPECIAL TO ME.

(108) NEVER SAY YOU ARE HAPPY WHEN YOU ARE SAD. NEVER SAY YOU ARE FINE WHEN YOU ARE OK. NEVER SAY YOU FEEL GOOD WHEN YOU FEEL BAD. AND NEVER SAY YOU ARE ALONE WHEN IAM STILL ALIVE.

(109) SOMETIMES MY MIND ASKED WHY? I MISS YOU, WHY? I CARE FOR YOU, WHY? I REMEMBER YOU THEN MY HEART ANSWERED IT’S SIMPLY BECOZ YOU ARE A SWEET FRIEND.

(110) CLOSE YOUR EYES AND OPEN YOUR DREAMS AND YOU JUST FEEL MY LOVE. IT’S ONLY FOR YOU FOREVER AND EVER UNTIL MY END OF LIFE.

(111) A BOS ASKED HIS P.A (SINGANNA) TO BRING TWO CORNER TICKETS FOR A MOVIE TO ENJOY WITH HIS LADY WHO HE LOVE. SINGANNA BROUGHT TWO CORNER TICKETS THEIR SERIAL NUMBERS A1&A24.

(112) ANSWER MY QWECTION? BUT THINK BEFORE ANSWERING. YOUR NAME IS YOU & MY NAME IS I NOW.I AM A MAD NOW, TELL ME WHO IS MAD U OR I ? TAKE YOUR OWNTIME.

(113) A BOY SINGING BY SEEING A GIRL “JALAK DHIKALAJA JALAKDHIKALAAJA” SO GIRL HOLDING HER SLIPPER AND SINGING “ EK BAR AJAA AJAA AAJA AAJA”.

(114) THOUSENDS OF RAINDROPS FALLS IN TO SEA WATER BUT SOME DROPS ONLY GOES TO PEARL. LIKE THAT I HAVE SOMANY FRIENDS BUT YOU ARE APECIAL ONE.

(115) BE SLOW IN CHOOSING FRIEND. SLOWER IN LOOSING THEM. BECEAUSE FRIENDSHIP IS NOT AN OPPOERTUNITY BUT IT IS A SWEET RESPONSIBILITY.

(116) GIRLS ARE LIKE NET VIRUS. THEY ENTER YOUR LIFE, SCAN YOUR POCKETS, EDIT YOUR MIND, DOWNLOAD PROGRAMS AND DELETE YOUR HAPPINES. SO BECAREFULL WITH GIRLS.

(117) BOY & GIRL IN HOTEL. BOY-I LOVE YOU….! GIRL-I DONT LOVE YOU BOY-THINK AGAIN? GIRL-I TOLD YOU, NO. BOY-WAITER BRING SEPERATE BILL FOR US GIRL-I LOVE YOU TOO…

(118) THIS IS MAGIC.IF YOU PRESS DOWN 10 TIMES, YOU WI’LL BECOME SWEET.BUDHHU! YOU DONT NEED MAGIC.YOU ARE ALREADY SWEET. MY DEAR SWEET HEART.R.K

(119) DIAL 100 SAY “PORA PANDI” & WIN FREE TRIP TO CENTRAL JAIL 4 3 MONTHS,EARLY WINERS GET WHITE SHIRT & HALF TROUSER WITH FANCY NUMBR HURY UP R.K

(120) FEELINGS ARE MANY BUT WORDS ARE FEW,CLOUDS ARE DARKBUT SKY IS BLUE.LOVE IS A PAPERBUT LIFE IS GLUE.EVERYTHING IS FALSE ONLY FRIENDSHIP IS TRUE…..R.K

(121) HAHA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA YEMI LEDU SUDDEN GA NE FACE GURTHOCHHINDI.

(122) WHEN IT RAINS ALL THE BIRDS FLY FOR SHELTER.BUT EAGLE ALONE AVOIDS THE RAIN BY FLYING ABOVE THE CLOUD.PROBLEM IS COMMON TO ALL BUT ATTITUDE MAKES THE DIFFERENCE.R.K

(123) “FAITH”MAKES ALL THINGS POSSIBLE”HOPE”MAKES ALL THINGS HEAVEN”LOVE”MAKES ALL THINGS BEAUTIFULI WISH”YOU”GET ALL THREE IN”EVERY SECOND”OF YOUR LIFE. R.K

(124) A BOY WAS KISSING A GIRLBOY ASKS GIRL: “WHERE IS YOUR BOYFRIEND? AND WHEN WILL HE COME” GIRL : DARLING YOU CONTINUE,THAT STUPID IS READING THIS MSG R.K

(125) GIRLSS HOBBIES PLAYING WITH INNOCENT BOYS,TIMEPASS WITH FUNNY BOYS,FRIENDSHIP WITH SMART & CLEVER BOYS LOVE WITH ROMANTIC BOYS,MARRIAGE WITH RICH BOYS.R.K

(126) WHO AM I TO YOU….? YOUR ANSWER MUST BE IN A MOVIE NAME. FORWARD TO ALL AND GET FUNNY ANSWERS. . . REPLY IS MUST .I AM WAITING………..R.K

(127) HOW DOES AN INTELLIGENT BOY PROPOSE TO A GIRL??-HE TAKES THE GIRL IN A BOAT AND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RIVER HE SAYS, “LOVE ME OR LEAVE THE BOAT?”R.K

(128) THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM A FRIEND TO A FRIEND FOR A FRIEND TO BE A FRIEND SO THAT A FRIEND REMAINS A FRIEND OF A FRIEND WHO IS A FRIEND FOREVER.R.K

(129) DO U KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN VICKS AND SEX RASUKONI PADUKONTE VICKS PADUKONI RASUKONTE ADHI SEX. R.K

(130) A BIG GOODMORNING TO MY SWEET LOVING SUGAR COATED CHOCO MALLOW MILKY SHAKY HONEY DIPPED CHIZ MELTING ORANGE JUICY MOZZAREA PEPERONI SPICY ICY FRIEND. R.K

(131) IMAGINE THAT I DON’T HAVE A NAME. TELL ME WHICH NAME WILL YOU SELECT FOR ME. FORWARD THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS AND GET SOME LOVELY NAMES. FIRST REPLY ME MUST.R.K

(132) I HAVE CHANGED MY NUMBER, NOTE DOWN MY NEW NO. N PLZ GIVE ME A MISS CALL.MY NEW NO. IS…”100″DUM HAI TO MISS CALL MAAR!! MAAR NA! R.K

(133) I DONT KNOW HOW MANY METERS MAKE A MILE, NOR DO I KNOW HOW LONG IS THE RIVER NILE. BUT I ALWAYS SMILE WHENEVR I SEE YOUR NAME ON MOBILE..R.K

(134) I HEARD SOMEONE WHISPER YOUR NAME, BUT WHEN I TURNED AROUND TO SEE WHO IT WAS,I NOTICE I WAS ALONE,THEN I REALIZEIT WAS MY HEART TELNG ME THT I MISS UR.K

(135) NENU _ NIPPU, NUVU _ PAPPU! NENU _ PISTHA, NUVU _BASTHA! NENU_UKKU, NUVU_DOKKU! TENSION PADAKU NUVVU KOODA FORWARD CHESUKO.PANDAGA CHESUKO :-)R.K

(136) WHICH WORD STARTS WITH ‘S’ & ENDS WITH ‘X’? IT HAS A LOT OF UPS AND DOWN MOVEMENTS? ANS: SENSEX!!*BUT I LIK D WAY YOU THINK.R.K

(137) FLASH NEWS: THE”ORBIT WHITE” BUFFALO IS DEAD.CMPANY IS SEARCHING FOR NEW BUFFALO SO, BECAREFULL. I DONT WANT TO LOSE U.SO PLZ DONT GO OUTSIDE.

(138) WE HAVE 26 ALPHABETS IN ENGLISH.BUT BEFORE1947 WE HAD ONLY24.YOU KNOW WHY? BCOZ YOU AND I WERE NOT BORN ATTHAT TIME. R.K

(139) CAN A GIRL MAKE YOU A MILLIONAIRE? YES! IF YOU ARE A BILLIONAR. R.K

(140) MONKEYS JUMP JUST LIKE YOU…..DOGS BARK JUST LIKE YOU…..CATS MEW JUST LIKE YOU….DEVILS LOOK JUST LIKE YOU…..SEE MY INNOCENCE… STILL I LIKE YOU.R.K

(141) WHAT’S DIFFERENCE BTWN-1.GIRLFRIEND, 2.LOVER, 3.WIFE.4.STEPHANEY? SIMPLE…1. PREPAID, 2. POSTPAID, 3. LIFETIME, 4. COIN BOX…! R.K

(142) EXAMPLE OF FRNDSHIP: SINGANNA COMMITING SUCIDE, SOMEONE ASKED THE REASON. HE SAID, MY WIFE RAN WITH MY FRIEND AND I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT MY FRIEND… R.K

(143) IT TAKES 15 TREES, 2 PRODUCE PAPERS, THAT WE USE TOWRITE ONE EXAM.SAVE TREES SAVE ENVIRONMENT SO JOIN OUR STRUGLE TOBAN XAMS BY FORWADING THIS MESSAGE (ANTI EXAM FORCE,’AEF’)

(144) A FRIEND SAYS ” IF ANYTHING HAPPENS I AM THERE…”, BUT A TRUE FRIEND SAYS “NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU UNTILL I AM THERE WITH YOU ”

(145) HOPE MAKESLIFE POSSIBLE. FAITH MAKESLIFE WORKABLE.LOVE MAKESLIFE BEAUTIFUL.BUT A FRIEND MAKES LIFE MEANINGFUL…

(146) UPPUKAPPURAMBU CHIRU BANDAGA UNDU CHUDA CHUDA CINEMALU CHETTAGA UNDU CINEMALANDU NTR CINEMALU VERAYYA VISWADABHIRAMA “SHANKAR DADA ” CHOODAKURA MAMA.

(147) I LOVE 3 FRIENDS 1 IS THE “SUN” 2 IS THE “MOON” 3 IS THE “YOU” “SUN” FOR” “DAYTIME” “MOON”FOR “NIGHT TIME” “YOU” ‘F0R ‘LIFETIME” AS MY FRIEND.

(148) 700 IN A TRAIN, 50 IN A BUS, 10 IN A SUMO, 6 IN A CAR, 4 IN A AUTO, 2 IN A BIKE, BUT ONLY “ONE” IN MY HEART YOU ONLY MY FRIEND KEEP SMILING ..

(149) F- FIRST PERSON TO SHARE OUR FEELINGS R-READ YOU ARE DEEPER HEART TO SOLVE PROBLEM I-INHIBITS THE SARROWS E- ENCOURAGE EVEN YOU ARE DEFEATED N-NEAREST GOD TO SOLVE OUR PROBLEMS AND D-DEATH TOO CANNOT BREAK THAT FRIENDSHIP F*R* I* E*N*D THIS IS NOT JUST A DEFINITION . I WANT OUR FRIENDSHIP TO BE LIKE THAT.

(150) LEAVE SUMTHING FOR SOMEONE.NEVER LEAVE SOMEONE FOR SUMTHING.BCOZ IN LIFE SUMTHING WILL LEAVE YOU BUT SOMEONE WILL ALLWAYS LIVE WITH YOU.THAT”S ME FOR YOU.

(151) A CLAY POT HAVING MILK WIL B RANKED HIGHER THAN A GOLDEN POT HAVIN POISON ITS NT OUR OUTER GLAMOUR BT OUR INNER VIRTUES DAT MAKE US VALUABLE.

(152) SARDAR: OYE I LOST 800RS. BET ON CRICKET MATCH. 500 ONCE & 300 AGAIN FOR SAME MATCH. FRIEND: OYE YAR HOW? SARDAR: I BET 300 AGAIN FOR HIGHLIGHTS.

(153) SOMEONE CAN GIVE YOUCRYING & TEARS.., MANY OTHERS CAN GIVE YOU LAUGHTER & SMILES, BUTBELIEVE ME,ONLY FRNDS CAN GIVE YOU”LAUGHING TEARS”& “CRYING SMILES”.

(154) DISTANCES DO NOT MATTER WHEN THE MEMORIES ARE SWEET.AND SPECIAL PEOPLE ARE NOT FORGOTTEN WHEN THEY REMAIN IN HEART BEATS…!

(155) WOW THIS IS A WONDER. I’HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE.. KNOW WHAT?? THE MRNING HAS GONE THE MOON HAS COME BUT STIL THERE IS A BEAUTIFUL STAR READING MY MESSAGE…

(156) WHEN “YOU START CARING ABOUT YOUR SELF, THEN”YOU START LOVING SOMEBODY…BUT…ALWAYS R’MBER WHEN”YOU START CARING ABOUT OTHERS, SUMBODY WILL START LOVING”YOU”……!

(157) WHY BUFFALO KEEPS ITS TOUGUE IN NOSE … .AYINA NEE PERSONAL PROBLEMS NAAKENDUKU LE…

(158) DONT’PLACE ME IN YOUR MOBILE.I MAY MISS AS NO COVERAGE.PLZ ME IN UR HEART.EVERY BEAT REMAINS MY WORDS.

(159) REMEMBER ME LIKE A PRESSED FLOWER IN YOUR PERSONAL NOTEBOOK, IT MAY NOT BE HAVING FRAGRANCE BUT WILL REMIND YOU OF MY EXISTENCE FOREVER IN YOUR LIFE…..!!!!!

(160) I BET, YOU’WILL READ THIS TWICE!”THIS MAN IS MAN NICE MAN.MAN TO MAN SEE MAN SOME MAN 1 MAN LOSING MAN IN A MAN BET MAN WITH MAN ME MAN!”(READ WITHOUT MAN)

(161) SILKSMITHA 9TH DEATH ANNIVERSARY.SO REMOVE ALL U R DRESSES AND DANCE FOR 2 MINUTES. FORWARD THIS SMS ALL U R FRNDS. JAI SILKU JAI JAI SILKUENJOY…

(162) ’6U!U.:OWPOO6 ’6U!I!WS D33>I CONFUSED..?TURN YOUR MOBILE UPSIDE DOWN AND READ IT AGAIN…

(163) MY THUMB NEVER PAINS WHIL TYPING SMS 4 U BUT MY HEART BEAT KEEPS INCREASNG..UNTIL I SEE”MSG DELIVERD”TO UNAHI TO…1PAISE WASTE HO JAENGE.

(164) GANDHIJI NEVER HAD UNDERWEAR UNDER HIS DHOTI BCOZ HE BELIEVED IN “FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT” FEEL FREE…BE LIKE HIM.. REMOVE UR UNDERWEAR..JAI GANDHIGIRI..!

(165) DO U THNK ONLY LOVE, OUR GOOD RELATION EXIST, BEFORE SAME TIME WE WAS STRNGER BUT IN QUICK PERIOD WE BECOME TRUE FRNDS. LEAVE IN EACH OTHR HEART. REALLY UR SO SWEET MY FRIEND.

(166) SECONDS OF INTRODUCTION. MINUTES OF DISCUSSION.HRS OF ATTRACTION.DAYS OF INTERACTION.YEARS OF SATISFACTION.MAKES OUR FRIENDSHIP A STRNG CONSTRUCTION.

(167) GREAT FRIENDS ARE PART OF MEMORIES. TIME CAN NEVER ERASE. WHEN LIFE IS BLESSED WITH FRIEND LIKE U, SWEETER MEMORIES ARE ALWAYS THERE TO LOOK BACK.

(168) REMEMBER THE DAY WHEN WE MEET? NOT KNOWING EACH OTHER. . NOT WANTIN TO KNOW . . . NOT EVEN A SMILE! THEN WE STARTED WITH A BLANK SMILE. . THEN STARTED WITH ‘CHEPPANDI’. . THEN BE CAME ‘CHEPPU’. . THEN ‘REY ERA ANDALL ‘!! SHARED OUR DAYS, HOURS, AND SECONDS. . WE MADE CASTLES WITH OUR THOUGHTS, MOVED MOUNTAINS WITH OUR DREAMS. . TODAY I WANNA TELL U HOW MUCH U MEAN 2 ME. .! HAND IN HAND WE’LL MOVE THE IMMOBILE. . LONG LIVE OUR 4NDSHIP. .

(169) PLS GIVE ME A KISS! SHOCKED? DARO MAT KISS MEANS K > KOII > INTERESTINGS > SMSS > SEND KARO AB TO THIK HAI NA?! SO ALWAYS KISS ME O.K.

(170) BALAYYA IN “BEVERSEGADU ZINDABAD.” AAKALESTHE AAKULU THINTA… ALISOSTHE AMUDHAM THAGUTHA….MOODOSTHE MUDUCHUKUNI KURCHUNTA BULLEMMA….

(171) ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ1 23 45 67 89 0! “% -& ?+ =? ?YEMITO JANALU YEM PAMPINA CHADUVUTARU MARII NA MSG ANTE ANTHA CRAZE.R.K

(172) BILLGATES NEVER DID LAKSMI POOJA BUT STILL HE IS THE RICHEST MAN. EINSTEIN NEVER DID SARASWATI POOJA BUT HE WAS GENIUS. BELIEVE IN HARD WORK. NOT IN LUCK.R.K

(173) NA NICEFRND KI “NICE MORNING NA SWEETFRND KI SWEET MORNING NA LOVINGFRND KI LOVELY MORNING NA HEARTLYFRND KI HEARTLY MORNING NA GOODFRND KI GOOD MORNING.R.K

(174) MAN1: WHY ARE YOU CRYING LIKE A LADY, WHILE WHTCHING THE TV SERIAL? MAN2: HEY LOOK CORRECTLY, IT’S NOT TV SERIAL.IT’S MY MARRIAGE CD..!R.K

(175) CHITTI CHILAKAMMA, LOVER THITTINDA, BAR KI VELLAVA, BEER THECHAVA, FRIDGE LO PETTAVA ,GUTUKKUNI MINGAVA …INKA PADUKOMMA.

(176) THINK CAREFULLY…HOW CAN A MUTE PERSON TELL A BLIND PERSON THAT THE BLIND PERSONS WIFE IS DEAD?

(177) MARAPU RANI SNEHAMA, MARACHI PONI NESTHAMA,KALALU KANNA THIRAMA,KALALONA SWAPNAMA,NINDU PUNNAMILO JABILILA,PURIVIPPINA NEMALILA,VIRABUSINA MANDHARAMLA,VECHE CHALANI PILLAGALILA,MEKOSAM,MESNEHAM KOSAM,ME PREMA KOSAM,YELLAVELALA YEDHURU CHUSE YOUR FRIEND.

(178) I WOULD CROSS A THOUSAND OCEANS JUST TO HOLD YOU TIGHT.I WOULD CLIMB A THOUSAND MOUNTAINS JUST TO BE WITH YOU EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.DARLING I MISS YOU SO MUCH.

(179) I DREAM ABOUT YOU EVERY NIGHTI SHIVER WHEN YOUR IN SIGHTI LONG TO HOLD YOU CLOSE N TIGHTI WANNA BE THERE WITH ALL MY MIGHTI THINK YOU ARE THE GIRL I LOVE YOU, ITS RIGHT.

(180) BEAUTY IS TO SEE, NOT TO TOUCH….SMS IS TO SEND, NOT TO STORE..FRIENDSHIP IS TO MAKE, NOT TO BREAK…(=^.^=)

(181) NEVER B A PART OF SOMEONES HAPPINESS,ALWAYS B THE REASON 4 IT.ALWAYS B A PART OF SOMEONES SADNESS BUT NEVER B THE REASON 4 IT !!!

(182) I FINALLY GOT MY PAST,PRESENT,AND FUTURE TENSES CORRECT 2DY.I LOVED YOU.I LOVE YOU.I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER!

(183) “i am enthralled by your beauty,mesmerised by your charisma and spellbound by your love.No wonder i am always thinking about you.”

(184) WORDS & HEARTS R 2 THINGS IN THE WORLD WHICH SHOULD BE HANDLED WITH CARE!BECAUSEWORDS WHEN SPOKEN & HEARTS WHEN BROKEN ARE DIFFICULT TO REPLCE.

(185) A KISS IS JUST A KISS TILL U FIND THE 1 U LOVE.A HUG IS JUST A HUG TILL U FIND THE 1 YOU ARE ALWAYS THINKING OF.A DREAM IS JUST A DREAM TILL IT COMES TRUE.LOVE WAS JUST A WORD TILL I HEARD IT FROM U.

(186) ANOTHER MONTH,ANOTHER YEAR,ANOTHER SMILE,ANOTHER TEAR,ANOTHER WINTER,ANOTHER SUMMER TOO BUT THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER YOU!

(187) I’M NOT A CLOCK TO SMS U24 HOURS.BUT MY HEARTIS LIKE A CLOCK.THAT WILL CARE, LOVE & PRAY 24 HOURS FOR…A SPECIAL N LOVABLEFRNDLIKE ” YOU”.

(188) ABHI…… THE ULTIMATEMSG RAGANE CELL ADIRINDI KADU…ADARAKA POTE VIBRATION MODE LO PETTU… MSG MALLI PAMPUTHA…

(189) U MAY MISS MEU MAY IGNORE MEU MAY FORGET MEBUT ONE DAY IF YOU WANNA SEE ME DONT SEARCH ,JUST SEE UR SHADOW I WILL BE THERE…TRUST ME!!

(190) EVERY TIME I MISS U,A STAR FALLS.SO, IF YOU EVER LOOK UP AT THE SKY AND THE STARS ARE GONE,ITS BECAUSE YOU MADE ME MISS YOU TOO MUCH!

(191) SARDAR:WALKING ON D ROAD.HE SAW SOMTING ON D ROAD.HE DIDNOT KNOW WAT WAS IT?HE “TASTED” IT.THEN HE SAID., CHI CHI IDI “PEDA”,INKA NAYAM TOKKALEDU.

(192) RICH FRNDS TRAVEL IN CARS , POOR FRNDS TRAVEL IN CARTS , BUT GOOD FRNDS LIKE U TRAVEL IN HEARTS.SO PLZ CONTINUE UR JOURNEY.

(193) IF YOUGETLESS MESSAGESFROM ME..DONT THINK THAT I DIDNT CARE 4 YOUBUTI’M SEARCHING4 ABEST MESSAGE & A BEST TIME4 ABEST PERSONLIKE YOU.

(194) A SARDAR SAW A BEAUTIFUL GIRL,HE WENT AND KISSED HER. GIRL: “STUPID WHAT R U DOING?” SARDAR: B.COM FINAL YEAR”…

(195) SPEACIAL MESSAGE FOR ALL MY GUD FRIENDS,ONE WORD MAKES U TO TAKE GUD DECISION,ONE STEP MAKES U TO WALK TROUGH THE UN BEATABLE SUCCESS,ONE WORK MAKE LIFE BEAUTIFULL.

(196) NEW DAYNEW DATENEW MORNINGNEW AFTERNOONNEW EVENINGNEW NIGHTALL R NEW BUTU R MY OLD FRIENDNO…NO…GOLD FRIEND.

(197) TEL ME WHICH FRUIT SUITS U!ORANGE,GRAPES,STRAWBERRY,PAPAYA,APPLE,GUAVA,BANANA,WATERMELON,MANGO,I’LL TELL UR BEHAVIOUR AFTER UR REPLY…(ANS) ORANGE- PROUD,GRAPES- NAUGHTY,STRAWBERRY- SWEET,PAPAYA- SIMPLE,APPLE- SEXY,GUAVA- FRANK,BANANA- ATTRACTIVE,WATERMELON- SMART,MANGO- CHILDISH..

(198) PLEASE OPEN UR EYES, SO THE SUN CAN RISE, FLOWERS CAN BLOSSOM, BIRDS CAN SING, AS ALL R WAITING TO SEE A BEAUTIFUL SMILE ON UR FACE & SAY GUD MORNING.R.K

(199) MY BIO- DATA:- NAME:”ABHIRAM “HOBBIES:PLAYNG WITH LIONS N TIGERS,SWIMMING IN TSUNAMI,SKATING IN VOLCANO,CATCHING BULLETS WEN SOME1 SHOOTS,RUNNING AGAINST PLANES N TRAINS.

(200) JUDGE: U R CROSSING THE LIMITS. LAWYER: ‘KAUN SAALA ‘AISA KEHTA HAI?. JUDGE: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME ‘SAALA’? LAWYER: MY LOD, I SAID KAUN ‘SA ‘LAW’ KEHTA HAI?

(201) FRIEND & FRIENDSHIP ! ITS PACKAGE OF FEELINGS..NOBODY CAN MAKE IT..NOBODY CAN DELETE IT..NOBODY CAN EXPLAIN IT..ONLY WE CAN FEEL IT!!

(202) HAI BOSS….BOSS MEANS,BROTHEROFSEVENSISTERS…..1.TRISHA,2.ILIYANA,3.HANSIKA,4.CHARMI,5.NYNATHARA,6.JENILIYA,7.SHRIYA.BYE BOSSBAVA…R.K

(203) 2002 Terroism 2003 Floods 2004 Tsunami 2005 Earthquake 2006 Rain 2007…….? “OKKA MAGADU”….”YAMMA DONGA”….bcare ful….!!! R.K

(204) BEAUTY IS 2 SEE, NOT 2 TOUCH, FRNDSIP IS 2 MAKE NOT 2 BREAK,WAT COMES & GOES IS CALLED A TREND,THE ONE WHO STAYS 4EVER IS CALLED A FRIEND.R.K

(205) NO SWEET MESSAGES..TO WISH..!NO COOL RINGTONES..TO SEND..!NO NICE PICTURES..TO FORWARD..!BUT, I’VE A TRUE HEART.R.K

(206) WHO R WE ?WHO IS HINDU?WHO IS MUSLIM?WHEN THERE’S ALI IN DIW-ALI AND RAM IN RAM-ZAN.HELP INDIA TO MAKE UNITY.SPREAD THIS SMS AS FAR AS U CAN….JAI HIND?.

(207) EVERY ONE WANTS TO BE THE SUN AND BRING BRIGHTNESS INTO UR LIFE,BUT I WANT TO BE THE MOON AND GIVE U LIGHT IN THE DARKEST MOMENTS OF UR LIFE.

(208) THESE ARE SOME OF THE ROMANTIC COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD.H.O.L.L.A.N.D. – HOPE OUR LOVE LASTS AND NEVER DIES.I.T.A.L.Y. – I TRUST AND LOVE YOU.L.I.B.Y. A. – LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL; YOU ALSO.AND THIS IS MY FAV…F.R.A.N.C.E. – FRIENDSHIP REMAINS AND NEVER COMES TO AN END…

(209) HEART SAID TO EYES DONT SEE GIRLS BECAUSE U R SEEING AND I AM SUFFERING. EYES SAID TO HEART DONT LOVE GIRLS BECAUSE U FEEL AND I CRY.

(210) IF TIMESLIPS AWAYWITOUT AMSGFRM MEU DNT HAV2 WORRYABT OURRELATIONSHIPCOZ FEELINGSBEYOND WORDSWIL ALWYSKEEP ME R OA YOU U .

(211) HARBHAJAN ON HIS FIRST NIGHT ASKED HIS WIFE “IS IT FIRST TIME FOR U?” SHE REPLIED”AREY BEVAKUF SPINNER KI EVADAINA OPENING ISTHRAA..?”

(212) A TRAFFIC LADY POLICE HAVING FIRST NIGHT WITH HER HUSBAND CHARGED FINE OF RS 100 FOR OVER SPEED , AND 150 RS FOR WRONG ENTRY AND 500 4 WITH OUT HELMET.

(213) I KNOW U ARE VERY GOOD IN ENGLISH U HAVE A TEST NOW NERA,NURA,BARA, KARA,RARA.. READ THIS WITHOUT “RA” U’LL FIND WHAT U ARE. HA HA HA HA..

(214) IF I REACHED FOR UR HAND,WILL YOU HOLD IT?IF I HOLD OUT MY ARMS,WILL YOU HUG ME?IF I GO FOR UR LIPS,WILL U KISS ME?IF I CAPTURE YOUR HEART,WILL U LOVE ME??

(215) SMILE IN PLEASURESMILE IN PAINSMILE WHEN TROUBLE POURS LIKE RAINSMILE WHEN SOMEONE HURTS YOUSMILE BECAUSE SOMEONE STILL LOVES TO SEE U SMILING!!

(216) SELECT ONE NUMBER AMONG D FOLOWING N I’L TEL U WHO’S MORE AFFECTIONATE 2WARDS U. 1 4 5 6 7 14 16 19 21. ANS:- 1 – GOD 4-FATHER 5 – MOTHER 7 – ME 6 -HUSBAND/WIFE 14 – BROTHERS 16 – SISTERS 19 – FRIEND 21 – LOVER. SEND TO UR FRIENDS AND SEE HOW INTERESTING….

(217) WEN UR LIFE IS IN DARKNESS,PRAY GOD ASK HIM2FREE FROM DARKNESS.IF U R STIL IN DARKNES PLZ PAY UR ELECTRICITY BILL. NOW SWITCH OFF D LITE SAVE ELECTRICITY.

(218) TEACHER : WHO IS MAHATMA GANDHI ? STUDENT : HE IS THE ONE WHO HELPED MUNNA BHAI TO IMPRESS HIS GIRLFRIEND.

(219) I KNOWU RSO-SO-SO-B-U-S-Y-BUT..FOR..3 SECONDS THINK OF ME 1… ..2… ..3…SO SWEET… NOW CONTINUE UR WORK!

(220) AN I.Q QUESTION: A SISTER SHOT HER BROTHER,THEN SHE PUT HIM IN WATER,THEN SHE HANGED HIM ON THREAD,AFTER DAT THEY LAUGHED AND WENT. NOW REPLY ME WHTS DAT.

(221) 2DAY IS ‘WORLDS ROSE DAY’ SEND DIS 2UR FRIENDS EVEN ME IF I’M 1OF UR FRNDS & SEE HW MANY U GET 2DAY.IF U GET 5MSGS U VL SURELY MARRY UR LOVED ONE.

(222) NEVER THINK MORE ABOUT PAST,IT BRINGS TEARS..DONT THINK MORE ABOUT FUTURE IT BRINGS FEARS..THINK MORE ABOUT “ME,ME,ME.”ONLY MEWHICH BRING ‘CHEERS’.

(223) NO FLOWER CAN TELL A LOVE?BUT ROSE CAN! NO FLOWER CAN LIVE IN WATER?BUT LOTUS CAN! NO MONKEY CAN READ SMS?BUT THIS MONKEY CAN DO!

(224) WHEN HEART BEATS IT SAYS ‘LUB-DUB’.DO U KNOW WAT IT MEANS? LUB SAYS ‘LIVE URLIFE BEST’ & DUB SAYS’DO UR BEST IN LIFE….:-)ENJOY EVERY BEAT.

(225) WE R NOT OF SAME BLOOD… WE R BORN IN DIFF PLACES… WE HAV DIFF TASTES N LIFESTYLS BUT STIL OUR HEARTS R CONNECTED WITH A SINGLE FEELING CALLED FRIENDS.

(226) A KIND KISS IS ON THE FORHEADA SWEET KISS ON CHEEKSA PASSIONATE ON LIPSA ROMANTIC ON NECKBUTTHE HOTTEST KISS IS ON…..THE IRON BOX. …

(227) A RELAXED MIND,A PEACEFUL SOUL,A JOYFUL SPIRIT,A HEALTHY BODY,N HEARTFUL OF LOVE. ALL THESE R MY WISHES 2 U.

(228) VERY GOOD STORY:A KING AND HIS QUEEN WENT FOR A LONG MORNING WALK….LET THEM COME BACK, ILL TELL U THE REMAINING STORY. HA HA HA..

(229) ONE BOY IN BATHROOM TOUCH THE ALL PARTS OF GIRL. GIRL IS VERY HPPY BUT BOY IS NOT HAPPY . GUESS WHO IS THE BOY? ANS: LIFEBOY

(230) IF YOU HAVE TO WRITE A SINGLE BEAUTIFULL LINE ON MY HAND, WHAT SHOULD YOU WRITE? REPLY ME MY FRIEND..

(231) DOORI HO TO EHSAS HOTA HAI. DOST KE BINA JIWAN KITNA HAI. UMAR HO APKI SITARO JITNI LAMBI. AISA DOST KAHAN HAR KISI KE PAS HOTA HAI.

(232) IN LIFE WE MEET A LOT OF PEOPLE, BUT GET CLOSE TO FEW. IN THOSE FEW,SOME TOUCH OUR LIFE IN SUCH A WAY THAT THEIR PRESENCE IS FELT IN THEIR ABSENCE TOO.

(233) ONE DAY NARADA COME TO EARTH TO DRINK BEER, HE WENT TO BAR AND DRINK 12 BEERS. WAITER: MEEKU KICK YEKKADAM LEDHA. NARADA: IAM GOD, WAITER: YEKKIPOINHEI YEDAVAKI.

(234) F: FIRE OF CONFIDENCE, R: RIVER OF AFFECTION, I: IDEA OF LIFE, E: END OF SORROWS, N: NAME OF TRUST, D: DEPTH OF HEART.

(235) TEACHER ASK STUDENT “HAVE YOU DONE THE HOMEWORK”. BOY SAYS “CHEILA CHEILA CHEILA CHEILA YENDHIRA EE TEACHER LA GOLA” TEACHER SAYS “ PATTU PATTU CHEYYE PATTU DEBBALESTA TAGILETATTU”. NEW GIRL ENTERED IN THE CLASS, TEACHER ASKS “WHAT IS YOUR NAME?”, SHE SAYS “ NAA PERE KANCHANA MAALA, NA VAYASE GARAM MASALA”. BOY ASKS “ YE JILLA YE JILLA OH PILLA NEEDHI YE JILLA” SHE SAYS “WHO ARE YOU TO ASK ME?”, BOY SAYS “DA DA DA DA SANKARDADA SANKARDADA SANKARDADA MBBS”.

(236) ALPHABETIC ADVICE FOR YOU : ABC AVOID BAD COMPANY. DEF: DON’T ENTERTAIN FOOLS. GHI: GO FOR HIGH IDEAS. JKLM: JUST KEEP LOVELY FRIEND LIKE ME.

(237) THE MOST LOVELIEST LIFE IS : LIVING WITH THE PERSON WHO LOVES YOU. THE MOST LOVELIEST DEATH IS : DYING IN THE ARMS OF THE ONE YOU LOVE.

(238) LECTURE: WRITE A NOTE ON GANDHI JAYANTI. STUDENT WRITES “GANDHI WAS A GREAT MAN, JAYANTHI IS A SUPER FIGURE. GANDHI LOVED JAYANTHI HE PROPOSED HER, SHE TOLD OK TO GANDHI. AT THAT DAY WE ARE CELEBRATING GANDHI JAYANTHI”.

(239) YOU CAN IMPRESS EVERYBODY BY YOUR TALENTS, LOOKS AND INTELIGENCE AND IF THAT IS NOT ENOUGH. TELL THEM YOU ARE “MY FRIEND” HA HAHAAA.

(240) CHIRANJEEVI DAILY PRAYER TO GOD “DEVUDA OO MANCHI DEVUDA, NAAKU OKA SADIST THAMMUDINI ICHHAV, MARAGUJJU BAVAMARIDHINI ICHHAV, OKA KOJJA KODUKUNI ICCHAV, KARRI PELLANNI ICHHAV, OKA BOKU KUTURNI ICHAV, OKA BEKAR MENALLUDINI ICHHAV, INKAA IVANNI BARINCHE ERRIPU FANS NI ICHAV, ANDHUKE NUVVU NAAKU NACHHAV”.

(241) YEDUKONADALAVDA VENKATA RAMANA GOVINDA GOVINDA GOVINDAA. SWAMY “ILIYANA LANTI AMMAI NAAKU LOVER GA DORIKITHE EE MESSAGE CHADUVUTUNNA VAARIKI GUNDU KOTTISTAA SWAMY”

(242) WHAT HAPPENS IF COMPUTER ENGINEERS START PRODUCING MOVIES? CYBER GOLA, YEDURINTI MONITORE PAKKINTI PRINTER, INTLO ROM VEEDHILO RAM, MAA HARDWARE MEEDHA OTTU MEE SOFTWARE CHALA MANCHIDI, KAIDHI NO 512MB, PRIYAMAINA MOTHERBORD, OOSINAA ALGORITHAM, 7BY G JAVA COLANY, AKKADA C, IKKADA C++, PANDANTI ORACLE, ETC.

(243) HARDEST MOMENT IS NOT WHEN YOU LOOSE SOMETHING AND TEARS COME OUT OF YOUR EYES, BUT ITS WHEN YOU LOOSE SOMETHING AND STILL YOU MANAGE TO SMILE THAT’S THE LIFE.

(244) A CUTE AND INNOCENT JOKE:- AS THE TIHEF WAS LEAVING THE HOUSE, THE CHILD WOKEUP AND SAID TO THE THIEF “TAKE MY SCHOOLBAG ALSO, OR ELSE I WILL WAKE UP MY MUMMY”..

(245) A GOLDEN SAYING:- “TRY HARD TO GET WHAT YOU LOVE, OTHERWISE YOU WILL BE FORCED TO LOVE WHAT YOU GET”

(246) A SHORT LOVE STORY:- SOMEBODY PROPOSED TO YOU. YOU SAID “NOT INTRESTED” AND SO THT SOMEBODY LIVED HAPPY EVER AFTER.

(247) IN A FOREST 10PEOPLE WERE WALKING. (INCLUDING ME). SUDDENLY A TIGER CAME AND KILLED 9 PEOPLE BUT DID NOT TOUCH ME. WHY? TIGER-TIGER FRIENDS KADAA.

(248) SON:- DAD EEROJU OKA MANCHI PANI CHESAANU, WATER LO CHEEMA PADITHE TESAANU. DAD:- CHEEMA BATIKINDA SON:- NEELLU TAGINDHI ANI POTTA NOKKANU CHACHINDI..

(249) TODAY I DID NOT SENT MESSAGE TO ANYBODY EXPECT YOU, TODAY I DID NOT THOUGHT ABOUT ANYBODY EXCEPT YOU BECAUSE ITS MY POLICY: “ONEDAY ONE FOOL”.

(250) IF YOU CRY AT TROUBLES IT GROWS DOUBLE. IF YOU LAUGH AT TROUBLES IT DISAPPEARS LIKE A BUBBLE. SO ALWAYS FACE YOUR PROBLEMS WITH BUBBLY SMILE.

(251) PLEASE READ THIS MESSAGE ONLY NIGHT. PLZ CHEPPINDHI VINU NIGHT CHADAVAMANNANA, IPPUDU CHADIVITE WASTE, IPPUDU CHADAVAKU IPPUDU CHADIVINA WASTE PLZZ, “GOODNIGHT”.

(252) LOVERS SITTING IN A PARK, BOY TRIES TO KISS THE GIRL. GIRL:- NO DEAR NOT ALL THIS BEFORE MARRIAGE. BOY: DON’TWORRY DARLING IAM ALREADY MARRIED.

(253) NO ONE CAN EVER BE SATISFIED WITH THREE THINGS IN LIFE. 1.MOBILE,2.AUTOMOBILE,3.GIRL FRIEND/BOY FRIEND, BECOZ THERE IS ALWAYS A BETTER MODEL AVAILABLE IN FUTURE.

(254) A FRIEND GIVES “SUPPORT” A GOODFRIEND GIVES “PROTECTION”, A BEST FRIEND GIVES”LIFE”, BUT A REAL FRIEND GIVES “HEART FULL OF FRIENDSHIP+ONE MESSAGE” LIKE YOU.

(255) HEY LOOSE, HEY MENTAL, HEY IDIOT, HEY STUPID, HEY HALF MAD, HEY FULL MAD, HEY MAD, INNI TIDUTUNNA INKA CHADUVUTUNNAV, NUVVE NAA REAL FRIEND.

(256) BOY TO GIRL:- HEY IF I CLIMB THIS COCONUT TREE, I CAN SEE ENGINEERING COLLAGE BABES. GIRL:- LEAVE BOTH THE HANDS FROM THERE, YOU CAN SEE MEDICAL COLLAGE BABES.

(257) FRIENDSHIP IS A CHEQ OF RS HAPPY/-. WHEN YOUR UPSET AND ALONE WITHDRAW IN FROM MY ACCOUNT, WHEN YOU ARE TOO HAPPY DEPOSITE IT IN MY HEART.

(258) PERSONS CAN DIE, BUT NOT MEMORIES, MOODS CAN CHANGE, BUT NOT MENTALITY, CREATIONS CAN CHANGE, BUT NOT CREATIVITY, FRIENDS CAN CHANGE, BUT NOT FRIENDSHIP.

(259) SINGANNA WAS WALKING ON ROAD A THIEF TAKES SINGANNAS CELL AND RUNS THEN SINGANNA LAUGHS AND SAYS PORA PO DAANI CHARGER NA DAGGARA VUNDHI.

(260) A BEAUTIFUL LIFE DOES NOT JUST HAPPEN. IT IS BUILT DAILY, IN PRAYER, HUMILITY, SACRIFICE AND LOVE. MAY A BEAUTIFUL LIFE BE YOURS FOR EVER.

(261) SINGANNA ATTENDED BIO PRACTICAL EXAM. EXAMINOR: TELL THE NAME OF THE BIRD BY SEEING LEG. SINGANNA:- I DON’T KNOW. EXAMINOR:- YOU FAIL, WHATS YOUR NAME? SINGANNA:- SEE MY LEG AND TELL MY NAME.

(262) SAIKUMARS FAMOUS DILOUGE:- EXAMS LO KANIPINCHE 3PAPERS, QUESTION PAPER, ANSWER PAPER, BIT PAPER AITHE KANIPINCHANI AA NALUGOO PAPERERAA SLIPPU.

(263) A FRIEND MEANS SOME ONE I MISS, SOME ONE I CARE, SOME ONE I NEED, SOME ONE I LOVE, SOME ONE I TRUST, SOME ONE SPECIAL, SOME ONE I LIKE, THAT’S YOU.

(264) YEEDHI YEMAINA GAANI JEEVITAM LO RENDU VISHYAALU GURTHU PETTUKO. 1. GAALI VEESTE CHETTU AAKULU VUGUTAI. 2. RAAKAPOTE VUUGAVU. ANTHEE…

(265) HAPPYDAYS FEELINGS. IF YOU’RE THE SEKHAR KAMMULA WHICH ROLE WILL YOU GIVE TO ME AND YOU? REPLY ME PLZZ.

(266) A 70YEARS OLD MAN GOT MARRIED WITH 15 YEARS GIRL. THEY BOTH WERE CRYING IN 1ST NIGHT. GIRL SAYS I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING. OLD MAN SAID, I FORGOT EVERY THING.

(267) BTECH EXM WIL NOW BE OBJECTIV TYPE.SAMPLE QUESTION.2 + 2 = ( )A) 4 B) FOURC) IV D) 4.0 UUFFF..B.TECH IS STILL SO TOUGH.

(268) SARDAR: WHT IS MY MOBILE BILCAL CENTRE GIRL: SIR,JUST DIAL 123 TO KNOW UR CURRENT BILL STATUSSARDAR: NEE TALLI CURRENT BIL KAADE MOBILE DI CHEPPU

(269) LITTLE IS WHAT”I KNOW ABOUT U”LOT IS WHAT”I LIKE ABOUT U”AFFECTION IS WHAT”I LEARNT FROM U”EVER LASTING FRIENDSHIP IS WHAT”I XPECT FROM U

(270) EEROJU NEWS PAPER CHOOSTE PARIPOINA MENTAL PATIENTS LIWT ICHHARU ‘PATTUKUNNA VARIKI 3 LAKH PRIZE KANI NAAKU DABBU KANNA NUVVE EKKUVA BAYAPEDAKU

(271) STARS ARE MANEY, BUT MOON IS ONE. MY FRIENDS ARE MANEY, BUT IAM MOST LIKEING FRIEND IS ONLY ONE THAT IS YOU .

(272) LOVELY MESGE FOR LOVELY PERSON FROM LOVELY FRIEND 4 A LOVELY REASON AT A LOVELY TIME FROM A LOVELY MIND IN A LOVELY MOOD IN A LOVELY STYLE.

(273) 5 REASONS WHY V R FRIENDS1.2.3.4.5.LAAGI PETTI OKATISTHA !REASONS AVASARAMA NEKU? WE R FRIENDS ANTHE..

(274) 2EYESSEARCHINGFOR U..6SENSESMISSINGU..24HOURSTHINKINGABOUT U..7DAYSPRAYING FORU..100 YRSI NEED UASMY”SWEET FRIEND”

(275) TODAYMY BRAINASKEDME”Y RU SENDING MSGS 2THAT PERSON WHO IS NOT MSGING U?”BUT MY LITTLE HEARTSAID 2BRAIN”U NEED MSGS BUT I NEED A FRIEND!!”

(276) LOVE AND DEATH ARE TWO UNINVITED GUESTS, WHEN THEY COME NOBODY KNOWS. BUT BOTH DO THE SAME WORK, ONE TAKES HEART AND THE OTHER TAKES ITS BEATS…..

(277) ANS DIS:- IF I DIE N ITS ONLY U WHO CAN BRING ME BACK TO DIS EARTH FRM GOD, BT U HV TO GV GOD 3 REASONS, Y U WANT ME BACK, WT WUD B THOSE 3 REASNS?RPLY SOON

(278) V~ WITH YOU FOR EVER.A ~LOVES YOU MOST.L~TRUST YOU N~ HAVE AFFAIR WITH ANOTHERE~NEVER UNDERSTANDS YOUT~JUST TIME PASSING WITH YOUI~ ALWAYS WITH YOUD~UNDERSTANDS YOUY~ SELFISH

(279) TODAY IS SC DAY I.E. SECRET COMPLIMENT DAY.TELL ME ONE COMPLIMENT U EVER THOUGHT 2 GIVE ME BUT NEVER GAVE.REPLY WDOUT HESITATON….WAITIN 4 UR REPLY :-)

(280) IDI CHADIVINOLLU’IDIOTS’CHADAVANOLLU’WASTE’DELETE CHESTE’STUPIDS’CHEYAKAPOTE’FOOL’NAVVITE’MENTAL’KOPAPADITE’KUKKA’NAKE PAMPISTE’GADIDA’NAKU CALL CHEYALANUKUNTE’PIG’EM CHEYAKAPOTE’USELESS FELLOWS’FORWARD CHESTE ‘BRAINLESS’ IPPUDU EM CHESTAV.EM CHEYAGALAV NUV.. EM CHEYALEVUGANE NE PANI CHUSUKO.

(281) ARGUMENT WINS THE SITUATION BUT LOSES THE PERSON. SO NEVER ARGUE WITH UR LOVED ONES… BCOS SITUATION IS NOT IMPORTANT THAN UR LOVED ONES..

(282) FILL IN THE BLANK1. I ___ U?2. I WANT UR ___ ?3.I WANT U TO BE MY ___ ?THINK AND REPLY

(283) THE MOST VALUABLE SENTENCE FOR LIFE.DON’T SHOW SO MUCH OF LOVE ON ANYONE, B’COZ IT CREATES A NON CURABLE PAIN WHEN THEY AVOID

(284) SOMEONE VERY CLOSE CAN BREAK YOUR HEART… BUT ITS AMAZING! YOU STILL LOVE THEM WITH EVERY BROKEN PIECE… THATS NATURE OF LOVE…… KEEP LOVING..

(285) SOMETIMES, BY CHANCE YE HAPPEN TO MEET STRANGERS FROM AFAR, FRIENDS ARE WHAT WE HAVE BECOME. STRANGERS, WE NO LONGER ARE. WE HAVE BECOME FRIENDS BECAUSE THATS WHAT WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE . IT DOSENOT HAVE TO MAKE ANY SENSE. BUT IT DOSE TO U AND ME. I AM GLAD WE MET AND BONDED. I AM GLAD FOR THE SMILES WE SHARE. I AM THANKFUL WHAT I HAVE A FRIEND AND I AM GLAD THAT U ALSO CARE . IT MATTERS NOT HOW FAR APART. THE LANDS IN WHICH WE LIVE . WHAT MATTERS MOST TO ME, MY FRIEND.IS THE FRIENDSHIP THAT WE GIVE.

(286) DREAMS R THE BESTPART OF LIFE. IF UMISS SLEEP.. U MISSTHE BEST PART OFLIFE.. SO ITS ALREADYLATE.. GO TO BED &CATCH A VERY GOODSLEEP.

(287) PRINCIPAL:ALL STUDENTS MUST TRY TO GET ABOVE 75%STUDENT:NO SIR WE TRY FOR 100%PRINCIPAL:R U JOKING!!STUDENT: NE YABBA,WHO STARTED JOKING…..

(288) AFTER MY DEATH I WILL MOVE UP TO SKY AND I WILL WRITE YOUR NAME ON EVERY STAR.SO YOU LOOK UP EVERY NIGHT TO SEE HOW MUCH I MISS U….

(289) OFFF OHH!DOSTI KA SARA KAM MUJE HI KARNA PADTA HE.MISS CAL B,PHONE B,SMS B.CHALO AB 1 KILO SHUDH SMILE DEDO.SHUDH NAHI SAMJTE? SHUDH BOLE TO EKDM SWEET..

(290) THE HEART WHICH U LOVE. MAY NT KNW UR LOVE. BUT THE HEART WHICH LOVES U.. DOESNT NO ANYTHING OTHER THAN U..! SO, LOVE THE LOVE WHICH LOVES U…

(291) FRIENDSHIP IS A SEA AND FRIENDS R FISHES, UR MY GOLDEN FISH, I’LL KEEP U SAFE IN MYHEART. IF U TRY TO GO AWAY FROM ME, GOD PROMISE FRY KARKE KHA JATA….

(292) PEOPLE SAY ITS DIFFICULTTO GET GUD FRNDS..NATURALLY!!BCOZTHE GUD ONES LIKE UR ALREADY MINE& OFCOURSE D GREAT ONES LIKE ME R ALREADY URS..

(293) WHAT IS MORE PAINFUL?WHEN A PERSON WHOM U TRUSTED HURTS U,OR THE PERSON WHOM U HURTED STILL TRUSTS U!THINK ABOUT IT..!

(294) BEAUTY IS AGELESS, LOV IS BOUNDLESSHEART BEATS R COUNTLESSN A FRND LIK U IS HOPELESOOPSSHAMELESCHE..SORRYUSELES.AIYO..XTRMLY SORRYPRICELES.

(295) PYAR KE SEASON ME APNE LUV GURU SE JANIYE KITNA GEHRA HAI AP DONO ME PYAR?TYPE UR NAME LUV PARTNERS NAME & SEND IT 2 UR FATHER’S CELL NO.HE’LL TELL U EVRYTHNG..

(296) MY HEART IS SO WEAK TAT THE DOCTOR SAID THERE ARE ONLY TWO WAYS FOR ME TO GET CURED.1. I.C.U OR2. U… C… ME..

(297) SHAKESPEARE SAID…NOTHING TO ME.. DID HE SAY ANYTHING TO YOU..?. . :)

(298) A BEAUTIFUL SAYING: “IF UR EYES R SWEET U WUD LIKE ALL D PPL OF D WRLD.BT, IF UR HEART IS SWEET ALL D PPL OF D WRLD WIL LIKE U.”

(299) PEOPLE MEET BY CHANCE….THEY SPEND PLEASANT TIME’S TOGETHER…..THEN,GOD SENDS THEM APART..NOT TO END THEIR STORY…BUT TO SEE HOW MUCH THEY NEED EACH OTHER..

(300) NEVER BELIEVE WAT D LINES ON UR HAND PREDICT ABOT UR FUTURE,COZ PEOPLE WHO DONT HAV HANDS ALSO HAV A FUTURE,BELIEVE IN URSELF……

(301) I ENQUIRED EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUGOOD FAMILYGOOD CHARACTER..GOOD STUDENT.. GOOD ACADEMIC..FINE PERSONALITY.. CAN U MARRY..MY DOG “TOMMY” ;-)

(302) AYYALARA AMMALARA CHUDANDI… ANNALARA AKKALARA ANDARU CHUDANDI… MAYA LEDU MANTRAM LEDU. OKA KOTHI ENTHA CHAKKAGA SMS CHADUVUTUNDO CHUDANDI

(303) JUNGLE ATTENDANCETIGERPRESENT SIREAGLEPRESENT SIRRABBITPRESENT SIRMONKYMONKYMONKYSTOP READING SMS &GIVE UR ATTENDANCE..

(304) FINISH THE SENTENCE “I NEVER TOLD YOU BUT ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT…………………” SEND IT TO UR FRNDS N C D UNEXPECTED ANS

(305) NEVER BREAK 4 THINGS IN UR LIFE-TRUST, PROMISE, RELATION & HEART.BECAUSE WEN THEY BREAK THEY DON’T MAKE NOISE BUT PAINS A LOT..!

(306) IN KBC, SHARUKHAN ASKED ME A QUESTION “WHO IS THE BIGGEST FOOL IN THE WORLD”? I DROPPED TWO CRORE RUPEES BUT I DINT TELL UR NAME.! THAT’S FRIENDSHIP….

(307) BRAIN IS THE MOST OUTSTANDING ORGAN, IT WORKS FOR 24 HOURS,365 DAYS, RIGHT FROM THE TIME U ARE BORN UNTIL U FALL IN LOVE

(308) LAST NITE SOME DEVILS CAME RUNNING 2 MY ROOM.THEY WANTED 2 TROUBLE GUD PEOPLE.I GAV UR NAME & ADDRESS. THEY SAID,OH NO! V CANT DISTURB OUR BOSS!!….

(309) DIAL TOLLFREE NOS BETWEEN 9703620150 TO 9703620169 FOR LATEST,ALLTIME,BOLLYWOOD,DEVOTIONAL HITS & PRESS * TO SET AS UR CALLERTUNE.CHRGS RS30/MNTH & RS15/90 DAYS ONLY FOR VODAFONE USERS.

(310) I’VE NOTHIN MUCH TO GIV U IN DIS LOVELY WORLD.BUT A LOVLY PLACE IN MY HEART WIT AFECTION N CARE,WER U’L ALWAYS B MY SWEET FRIEND TIL MY LIFE ENDS….

(311) FINISH THE SENTENCE “I NEVER TOLD YOU BUT ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT…………………” SEND IT TO UR FRNDS N C D UNEXPECTED ANS

(312) NEKU ENTA ____________ ANTA ____________KANISAM KAL CHEYALI TELIYADA? NEKU ____________ UNDA?FIL IN THE BLANKS VTH SUTABLE WORDS. ALL THE BEST

(313) NIDRALO PUTTINDI “SWAPNAM…..”, NINGILO PUTTINDI “NAKSHATRAM….”, NEETILO PUTTINDI “KAMALAM….”, NEKEMI PUTTINDI MAYA ROGAM MSG CHEYATLEDU…

(314) SMILE-IS A SOURCE TO WIN HEARTS. SMILE-CREATES GREATNESS IN UR PERSONALITY. SMILE-IS A LANGUAGE OF LOVE. HAVE A SMILE ON UR FACE ALWAYS HAPPYSMILE

(315) DO U KNOW THE MEANING OF MORNING….? MORNING MEANS “ONE MORE INNING GIVEN BY “GOD” TO PLAY&WIN” SO JUST PLAY THE LIFEGAME.HAVE A NICE DAY

(316) IN ORDER 2 GET GOOD JOBIN GUD COMPANYA BOY REQUIRES 100% TALENT.WHERE AS GIRLS REQUIRE ONLY 4% TALENT.REMAINING IS:( 36 ) )24(( 36 ) = 96%…….

(317) U MAY MISS ME U MAY IGNORE ME U MAY EVEN FORGET MEBUT ONE DAY IF U WANNA SEE MEDONT SEARCH, JUST SEE YOUR SHADOW I WILL BE THERE TRUST ME.

(318) EVERY FRIENDSHIP HAS ITS OWN STORY. WITH EVERY FRIEND STARTS A NEW STORY. OUR STORY HAD A WONDERFUL BEGINNING. HOPE IT NEVER HAS AN ENDING…

(319) A SWEETEST FRIEND IS LIKE A PILLOW: WEN U R TIRED, U SLEEP ON IT, WEN U R SAD, U DROP TEARS ON IT, WEN U R ANGRY, U PUNCH IT, & WEN U R HAPPY, U HUG IT..

(320) THOUSAND RAINDROPS FALLS INTO SEA WATER BUT SUM DROPS ONLY GOES 2 PEARL… DAT WAY I HAV SO MANY FRNDS IN MY LYF BUT UR SPCL ONE GD NITE

(321) BETTER GIVE UR HAND TO SOMEONE WHO WILL NEVER LET U ALONE..RATHER THAN HOLDING A HAND WHICH IS NOT OPEN FOR U..LIVE LIFE THE WAY IT COMES..

(322) FRNDSHIP S NT LEAVING BEHIND OLD FRNDS WEN U FIND NEW ONES.IT’S AL ABT PRESERVING DRIED ROSES BTWN PAGES INSPITE BEING GIFTED A ROSE DAILY.

(323) FEW RELATIONS IN EARTH NEVER DIEWANT TO KNOW WHAT IS IT?READ AGAIN (F) FEW (R) RELATIONS. (I) IN. (E) EARTH. (N) NEVER.(D)DIE.

(324) =-=-=-=(*)=-=-=-=I GIVE U THIS BAND AS A SIGN OF OUR FRIENDSHIP DON’T LOSE UNTIL U LOSE ME. SEND IT 2 ALL UR FRIENDS EVEN 2 ME IF U THINK I’M 1 IN H F’P DAY

(325) ON THISCOOL COOLNIGHT,IN URCUTE CUTEROOM,FRM URSMALL SMALLWINDOW.LOOK AT DBRIGHT BRIGHTSTARS WISHING U..SWEET SWEETGOOD NIGHT..!

(326) SARDAR WENT TO A BANK TO OPEN A SAVING BANK ACCOUNT. HE TAKES THE FORM AND WENT TO DELHI. GUESS WHY? THE FORM SAID, FILL UP IN CAPITAL.

(327) NO ONE IS BORN HAPPY BUT ALL OF US ARE BORN WITH ABILITY TO CREATE HAPPINESS AROUND US. SO, FLASH UR SWEET SMILES TODAY & MAKE OTHERS HAPPY.:-)

(328) GREAT PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE THE EXTRA HOURS; THEY MAKE THE EXTRA OUT OF THE HOURS THEY HAVE WITH GREAT DEEDS.-’BE A CHAMPION

(329) ELUKA:BAVA OKATI ADUGUTANU ISTHAVAENUGU:ENTI BAMMARDHI CHEPPU ELUKA:NI PAATHA DRAYER ISTAVA ENUGU: ENDUKU BAMMARDIELUKA:NA KODUKU PELLY UNDI TENT VEDDAMANI

(330) OUR FRNDSHIP IS LIKE A KITE , U R THE COLOR PAPER OF KITE PEOPLE SEE & APPRECIATE U & I WIL B THE THREAD INVISIBLE 2 PEOPLE BUT ALWAYS WITH U.

(331) PLZ PASS THIS MSG 2 AL UR FRDS.A POOR BOY NEEDS..1.BMW CAR2.APPLE IPHONE3.LAPTOP4.$1,00,000PLZ HELP THIS POOR BOY.CONTACT :9885993121

(332) FAMOUS QUOTE BY CARL LEWIS : “I MAY B WALKING SLOWLY, BUT I NEVR WALK BACKWARDS !” & “WHENEVR I WALK BACKWARDS, ITS FOR A LONG JUMP

(333) GREAT PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE THE EXTRA HOURS; THEY MAKE THE EXTRA OUT OF THE HOURS THEY HAVE WITH GREAT DEEDS.-’BE A CHAMPION

(334) WHEN THERE IS A CONFUSION BETWEEN HRT N MIND,DONT LISTEN 2 UR MIND BECOZ MIND KNOWS EVRYTHING BUT HRT KNOWS ONLY YOU…!

(335) THE GREATEST DANGER FOR MOST OF US IS NOT THAT OUR AIM IS TOO HIGH AND WE MISS IT, BUT THAT IT IS TOO LOW AND WE REACH IT.

(336) LIFE IS TRAVELED ONLY ONCE, TODAY’S MOMENTS BECOME TOMOROW’S MEMORY.. ENJOY EVERY MOMENT GOOD OR BAD, B’COZ GIFT OF LIFE IS LIFE ITSELF…!!

(337) “HURTING SOMEONE, IS AS EASY AS CUTTING A TREE,BUT MAKING SOMEONE HPPY IS LIKE GROWING A TREE..IT TAKES A LOT OF TIME”.SO WORK ONMAKING SUM1 HAPPY.

(338) ( E _; < )( ESTILL AWAKE?( E _; )( EGOTO BED.( E ; > ( ECLOSE YOUR EYES( I ; ) DONGA(EBOTH EYES!!( / ; N( /

(339) 1 GOOD NEWS FOR UUR MOBILE’S DOWN BUTTON IS WORKING…..

(340) NUVVU MA COLONY KI CYCLE MEEDHA RAVALI .KONCHEM NAVVALI KONCHEM SIGGU PADALI KONCHEM BAYAPADALI INKA, GATTIGA ARAVALI”PAATHA SAMANLU KONTAM”ANI

(341) AS THE SKY BREAKS INTO A BEAUTIFUL SUNRISE …MAY GOD OPEN THE WINDOW OF HEAVEN TO SHOWER U LOTS OF BLESSINGS..

(342) “SPECIAL FRNDS SEE HEART-TO-HEART EVEN WHEN THEY DONT SEE EYE-TO-EYE”.YOU R INDEED SPECIAL BCOZ I ALWAYS SEE YOU IN MY HEART!

(343) HUSBAND : BUSINESS IS DULL, LEARN ATLEAST COOKING WE CAN SAVE EVEN COOK SALARY.WIFE : GANDOO !!LEARN FUCKING FIRST, WE CAN SAVE DRIVER & WATCHMAN..

(344) I WANT TO SAY A WORD TO U!!THAT’S STARTS WITH U…….& ENDS WITH U….AND THAT DEFINES U….. “ULLU”

(345) FEW RELATIONS IN EARTH NEVER DIEWANT TO KNOW WHAT IS IT?READ AGAIN (F) FEW (R) RELATIONS. (I) IN. (E) EARTH. (N) NEVER.(D)DIE

(346) <1/2>A COLLEGE GIRL WAS IN JEANS PANT AND THE ZIP WAS OPEN,A BOY WENT AND TOLD HER,”MISS PLEASE CLOSE YOUR TAJMAHAL DOOR ,HERE MY KUTHUB MINAR IS DANCING !!”

(347) RAIN DROPS NEVER KNOW WHERE THEY FALL BUT THEY CREATE A CHILLNESS ON THE PLACE THEY FALL…BE A RAIN DROP BY CREATING HAPPINES AROUND U..

(348) TEL VCH FRUITS SUITS ME B FRANKORNGE=PROUDGRAPES=NAUGHTYSTRWBERY=SWEETPAPAYA=SMPLEAPLE=COOLGUAVA=FRANKBANANA=ATTRACTIVWATERMELN=SMRTMANGO=CHILDISH.

(349) I WAS THINKING ABT WHOM I CARE MOST & U CAME 2 MY MIND. SO JST WANNA WISH U

(350) ENDUKO MANASU SARIGA LEDANI DOCTOR DAGGARIKI VELTE PARVALEDU BRAIN LENI VALLAKI SMS CHEY SARIPOTHUNDI ANNADU, NAKU MATRAM EVARUNNARU NUVVU THAPPA….

(351) DONT KEEP UR SPECIAL FRENDS IN UR EYES,THEY MAY FALL AS TEARS..!! KEEP THEM IN UR HEART,SO THAT EVRY “HEART BEAT”REMINDS U THAT THERE IS SOME 1 FOR U.

(352) “NEVER CHANGE UR ORIGINALITY””BECAUSE NO ONE CAN PLAY UR ROLE BETTER THAN U…!” SO BE URSELF..

(353) HUTCH IS NOWVODA FONELIKEWISEBSNL WIL BDOSA FONETATA WIL BPURI FONEN IDEA WIL BIDLI FONEBUT,UR PHONE NEVER CHANGE FROMDABBA PHONE.

(354) NIGHT WENT AWAY.MORNING CAME.ALL STARS R HIDDEN BY SUNLIGHT.WHAT A WONDER STILL 1 BEAUTIFUL STAR IS READING THIS MESSAGE…

(355) “CONFIDENCE NEVER COMES IF WE HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS, BUT IT COMES WHEN WE ARE READY FOR ALL THE QUESTIONS”

(356) HITLER’S LAW: IF U CAN SOLVE UR PROBLEM THEN WHAT IS THE NEED OF WORRYING?IF U CANNOT SOLVE IT THEN WHAT IS D USE OF WORRYING?THINK AGAIN

(357) THERE ARE TWO THINGS THAT MAKES ME WAKE UP IN THE MORNING;YOU AND MY ALARM CLOCK

(358) IF U R NT BUSYPRESS DOWNIF U R NT BUSY PRESS UP

(359) HUTCH IS NOWVODA FONELIKEWISEBSNL WIL BDOSA FONETATA WIL BPURI FONEN IDEA WIL BIDLI FONEBUT,UR PHONE NEVER CHANGE FROMDABBA PHONE..

(360) IMAGINE, A RUNNING RACE BTWN LOVE & FRNDSHP..WHO WILL WIN..? ANS : NONE YOU KNOW WHY? B’COZ FRIENDSHIP ALLWAYS COMPROMISES.. LOVE ALWAYS SACRIFICES.

(361) WHEN U SHARE YOURSELF WITH OTHERS, LIFE BEGINS TO FIND ITS MEANING. THE TIME U TOUCH THE HEARTS OF OTHERS IS THE MOMENT U TRUELY START LIVING..

(362) “VALUE OF A RELATION IS NOT HOW MUCH ONE FEELS HAPPY WITH SOMEONE, BUT IT IS THE LONLEYNES THAT ONE FEELS WITHOUT SOMEONE

(363) A MAN AND A DOG WENT TO A RIVER FOR A BATH MAN REMOVED ALL HIS CLOTHES ,DOG STARTED LAUGHING MAN ASKED WHY YOU ARE LAUGHING?DOG SAYS YOU HAVE TAIL INFRONT.

(364) LECTURER : ALL STUDENTS MUST TRY TO GET ABOVE 95%STUDENTS : NO SIR WE TRY FOR 100%LEC : ARE U JOKINGSTU: NEE YEBBA EVADU BEY FIRST JOKE CHESINDI.

(365) AYYALARA,AMMALARA,ANNALARA,AKKALARA,CHUDANDI…MAYAM LEDU.. MANTHRAM LEDU..OKA,’KOTHI’ENTHA CHAKKAGA,’SMS’ CHADUVUTHUNDHO.CHUDANDO O O O

(366) 1+1=?????????????EM KARMA RA BABUEQUESTION KI KUDA ANSWR CELL LO VETAKALA?YE SCHOOL AMMA MANDI!!

(367) I AM COMING 2 MEET U IN D WAY OF SUN LIGHT IN D WAY OF SWEET BREEZE

(368) F’SHIP IS NOT AN EXAM TO PASS OR FAILF’SHIP IS NOT A COMPETITION TO WIN OR LOSEF’SHIP IS A FEELING IN WHICH YOU CARE FOR SOMEONE MORE THAN YOURSELF.

(369) ONE DAY, A FISHERMAN GOT UP VERY EARLY, THERE WASN’T ENOUGH SUNLIGHT TO GET INTO THE SEA. HE SAW A PACK OF STONES TO PASS TIME. HE STARTED THROWING THE S

(370) I KICKED ON LIONS FACE,I PULLED TIGERS TAIL,I BROKE CHITAS LEG,I THREW THE ELEPHANT REALLY…THEN WHAT HAPPENED..?TOY SHOP OWNER PUSHED ME OUT.

(371) TONES INTO THE SEA. WHILE HAVING THE LAST STONE IN HAND, THE SUN CAME UP, THEN ONLY, HE SAW THAT THE STONE WAS A DIAMOND. HE FELT FOR HIS MISFORTUNE OF T

(372) IN A RACING CLUB D HORSES ON STRIKE.SO D MANAGEMENT DECIDED 2 RUN DONKEYS INSTEAD OF HORSES.SO STOP READING DIS .S.M.S N GET READY 4 D RACE

(373) WHICH COLOR FOR ME?WHITE:SILENT BLUE:TALKATIVEBLACK:ATTRACTIVE RED:HOTPINK:LOVE UGREEN:CUTEPURPLE:HANDSMEORANGE:SMARTGREY:NAUGHTYREPLY MUST. B FRANK..

(374) GOOD TIMEBAD TIMEDAY TIMENIGHT TIMEWORK TIMEOFFICE TIMEHAPPY TIMESAD TIMESLEEP TIMEANYTIMEI’LL DISTURB UBCOZ UR MYSWEET FYOUR’GPK

(375) ANY IDEA ABT DIS NO?9876543210.DON’T U KNOW? IT’S 0123456789 IN DESCENDING ORDRL.K.G LO SARIGA CHADUVUNTE.. PARUVU GANGA LO KALISEDI KADU ….:-)

(376) HROWING ALL OF THEM INTO THE SEA.MORAL:DON’T GET UP EARLY..

(377) SMS SLAM BOOK NAME: AGE:D.O.B:PET NAME:FAV.FOOD: HERO: HEROIN:COLOUR: SONG:CLOSE FRI: LOVER NAME: ENEMY NAME:ABOUT ME:PLZ FILL&SEND IT.

(378) I ASKED MY NEW GIRL FRIEND WHAT SORT OF BOOKS SHE’S INSTERESTED IN.SHE REPLIED: CHEQUE BOOKS

(379) THIS MSG WILL REFRESH UR BRAIN IN 5 SECS00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00ERROR: NO BRAIN DETECTED !!!

(380) LOOK DOWN.YOU CAN GET A SMART GIRL..INKA…INKA…INKA…INKA CHALU.SIGGU LEDU…OKA FIGURE KOSAM INTHA KINDIKI DIGAJARUTAVA..

(381) WHAT IS”SMS”?EK RAASTA HAI DIL KI BAAT BATANE KAEK ZARIYA HAI APNI YAAD DILANE KAEK SAATHI HAI GHUM KO BHULANE KAAUREK TARIKA HAI RISHTEY NIBHANE KA…….

(382) STRANGE BUT TRU.. DATE OF ATTACK ON WTC: 11/9. 1 +1+9 =11. SEPTEMBER 11TH IS THE 245TH DAY OF THE YEAR 2+4+ 5=11. AFTER SEPT 11TH THERE R 111 DAYS LEFT TO THE END OF THE YEAR. TWIN TOWERS STANDING SIDE BY SIDE LOOKS LIKE THE NO. 11. THE 1ST PLANE TO HIT THE TOWERS WAS FLIGHT 11. STATE OF NEW YORK: THE 11TH STATE ADDED TO THE UNION. NEW YORK CITY: 11 LETTERS. THE PENTAGON: 11 LETTERS. FINALLY, GOOD MORNING ALSO HAS 11 LETTERS…….!

(383) EE CHIRUGALI NIKU JOLA PADUTHU UNTE …. VALIPOYE NEE KANUREPPALA MATUNA KOTI KALALU UDAYINCHALAN NEE PRATHI KALA NIJAM KAVALANI ASISTHU. NEE NESTAM..

(384) SO MANY HANDS IN 1 TIFFIN BOX. SO MANY FRNDS IN 1 BENCH. SO MANY CALLS ON 1 B’DAY NITE. SO MANY TEARS 4 1 LITTLE FIGHT.DONT MISS UR FRNDS.

(385) ‘GET FROM YOUR SOFT SOFT BED,OPEN YOUR TEENYWEENY EYES,WEARTHAT JOLLY WOLLYSMILE AND SAY TOUR SELF HAPPYMORNING FROM MYSIDE

(386) I AM COMING 2 MEET U IN D WAY OF SUN LIGHT IN D WAY OF SWEET BREEZE.

(387) LOVE STARTSWITH THE EYESGROWSWITH A KISS&ENDSWITH A TEARBUT_FRIENDSHIPSTARTSWITH A SMILEGROWS WITHUNDERSTANDING&ENDSWITH DEATH

(388) ENTERPASSWORD FFRFRIFRIEFRIENFRIENDCODE ACCEPTED::””–””: WELCOME”. .” TO “V” MY HEARTMY DEAR

(389) THE GREATEST DANGER FOR MOST OF US IS NOT THAT OUR AIM IS TOO HIGH AND WE MISS IT, BUT THAT IT IS TOO LOW AND WE REACH IT.

(390) SO SWEET IS UR SMILE, SO SWEET IS UR STYLE, SO SWEET IS UR VOICE, SO SWEET IS UR EYES, SO SWEET IS UR SMS, SEE HOW SWEET IS MY LIE!

(391) NIGHT IS NICE GIFT SO OPEN THE THE GIFT BY CLOSEING U R EYES U WILL C THE ANOTHER WORLD WAITING FOR U…. NJOY IT WITH SWEET DREAMS

(392) “D MOST CRITICLE MOMENT IN LIFE” WHEN SOM1 VERY SPECIAL HURTS U SO DEEPLY, CAUSES TEARS IN UR EYES N ASKS,”WAT HAPPEN”BUT U SMILE SAYING”NOTHING”:-)..

(393) BOY:JANEMAN IS DIL MAY AAJAO…..:-) GIRL:CHAPPAL NIKALU KYA? BOY AREY PAGLI ! YEH MERA DIL HAI MANDIR NAHI AISE HI AAJAO…….

(394) EVERY CIGARETTE THAT U SMOKE REDUCES ÜR LIFE BY 30 SECONDS. EVERY PEG THAT U DRINK SHORTENS ÜR LIFE BY 4 MINS. BUT… EVERY LECTURE CLASS THAT U ATTEND CUTS OFF 1 HR OF UR LIFE. SO, ITS BETTER TO SMOKE N DRINK THAN ATTENDING CLASSES! PASS TO EVERY STUDENT&SAVE THEIR LIFE.-FROM LAST BENCH ASSOCIATION.

(395) A GIRL MAY NOT HELP U TO GET LOT OF MARKS.BUT, MARKS MAY HELP U TO GET LOT OF GIRLS.SO,LOVE UR STUDIES,NOT GIRLS.FROM ;”BOYS FUTURE CARE COMMITEE”

(396) 1ST LINE 2 B WRITEN IN ALL EXAMS”ALL D ANSWERS WRITEN BELOW R IMAGINARY N WORK OF PURE FICTION.ANY RESEMBLENCE 2 TEXTBOOK IS UNINTENTIONAL N PURELY UNEXPECTED!

(397) D BEST DEFINITION OF A FRIEND IS ONE WITH WHOM U SIT ON A BENCH SAYING NOTHING,& WHEN U GET UP & GO,U FEEL THAT U HAD THE BEST CONVERSATION OF UR LIFE….

(398) GOODEVENING70% OF COLLEGE STUDNTS IN D WORLD R SUFFERING 4M AIDS. CAN’T BELIVE, BUT ITZ TRUE…! AIDS:ATTENDANCE & INTERNAL MARKS DEFICIENCY SYNDROME.

(399) ANANDAM CHEPPALENIDI,SANTHOSHAM PATTARANIDIKOPAM PANIKIRANIDIPREMA CHERIGIPONIDISNEHAM MARUVALENIDIBUT KALAM AGALENIDI.HAVE A GUD DAY

(400) CHIRU NAVVU VILUVA PEDAVIKI TELIYADU.MANASU VILUVA MANISIKI TELIYADU.CHEEKATI VILUVA RATHRIKI TELIYADU.VENNALA VILUVA CHANDRUNIKI TELIYADU.NEEKU NENU TELIDU

(401) CHIRU NAVVU VILUVA PEDAVIKI TELIYADU.MANASU VILUVA MANISIKI TELIYADU.CHEEKATI VILUVA RATHRIKI TELIYADU.VENNALA VILUVA CHANDRUNIKI TELIYADU.NEEKU NENU TELIDU

(402) SUCCESS IS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL LOVER IT WILL LEAVE US AT ANY TIME,BUTFAILURE IS LIKE A MOTHER IT WILL TEACH US SOME IMPORTANT LESSONS OF LIFE…!GOOD AFTERNOON

(403) A FRIENDSHIP THAT STOPS EXISTING,WAS ACTUALLY NEVER THERE.GOOD NIGHT

(404) <1/2> ”SUCCESS IS NEVER PERMANENT” “FAILURE IS NEVER FINAL”SO ALWAYS DO NOT STOP TRYING UNTIL UR VICTORY MAKES A HISTORY…

(405) WHEN U FIRST SPOKE TO ME U THOUGHT I WAS ______ BUT NOW _______1.NAUGHTY,2.INNOCENT,3.SMART,4.GUD,5.HOT,6.SILENT,7.GENTLE,8.ROUGH,9.STUPID.REPLY MUST. SOON

(406) “STARS ARE SEEN TOGETHER, YET THEY R SO FAR APART… GOOD RELATIONS MAY NOT SPEAK EVERYDAY, BUT REMEMBER THEY R ALWAYS LINKED HEART TO HEART. GUD N8.SWT DREAMS

(407) BOY TO GOD:”GOD,GIVE ME 1BAG FULL OF MONEY,A JOB,1 BIG VEHICLE FULL OF GIRLS.GOD:”UR WISH IS FULFILLED”& HE BECAME……….A BUS CONDUCTOR….GUD DAY..

(408) KANULAKUVISRANTHIKALPISTHU !!!KALALAKUSWAGATHAMPALUKUTHU !!!YADHA LOVEDHANALAKUVEEDUKOLUCHEPTHU !!!HAIGA NIDRINCHU

(409) MEET U AS A STRANGER,TOOK U AS A FRIEND,HOPE OUR F’SHIP NEVER ENDSMANY HANDS I SHAKE MANY FRIENDS I MAKE,BEST OF THEM ARE FEW,ONE OF THEM IS U.GOOD EVNG.

(410) IF A MOBILE COMPANY OWNER SUFFERS FROM LOOSE MOTION HOW WILL HE EXPLAIN TO DR? DR,FROM MORNING UNLIMITED FREE OUTGOING. I AM GETTING NEW NEW RING TONES. THERE IS NO BALANCE IN MY STOMACH. WHENEVER I AM RECHARGING WITHIN A MINUTE ITS GETTING DISCHARGED. CAN U PLEASE DISCONNECT MY CONNECTION… GOOD NIGHT

(411) THERE ARE 6 BILLION PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD I DONT KNOW Y AM I MESSAGING U? MAY B BCOZ…, 5,999,999,999 CANT REPLACE… A FRIEND LIKE U! GUDEVENING

(412) NA AASHAKU SWASA -NE SNEHAM. NA OEHAKU OOPIRI- NE SNEHAM. NA THANUVUKU PRANAM- NE SNEHAM. NA YADAKU GAMYAM- NE SNEHAM. ANDARIKI ADARHSAM-MANA SNEHAM. GUDN8

(413) DISTANCE NEVER SEPARATES ANY RELATION,TIME NEVER BUILD ANY RELATIONIF FEELINGS R TRUE FROM HEART, THEN’FRIENDS’ R ALWAYS “FRIENDS” FOREVER. ……GUDEVENING

(414) @7@5@,@9@8@8@5@4@0@2@3@4@0@,@9@9@8@5@8@8@7@2@4@6@@ ENDUKINTA CHANGE AYAVU NUVU. MUNDULA LEVU . NE VALLA ENTO BADAPADDANU.KANI IPUDU NUVU NACHAV. NEE KOTHA STYLE

(415) ALWAYS I HAV 2 CAL U,U WIL NEVER CAL ME,U WIL NOT GIV EVEN MIS CAL,EVEN MSG ALSO,THIS IS NOT NICE. THIS IS WAT SARDAR SAYNG 2 CUSTOMER CARE

(416) IF I DIE PLS TAKE OUT MY HEART BFORE THEY BURN MY BODY,N KEEP IT SAFE.. I DON’T CARE 4 THE HEART BUT I CARE 4 THOSE FRNDS WHO R IN MY HEART LIKE U..GOOD NITE

(417) “WHEN YOU START CARING ABOUT YOURSELF. U START LOVING SOMEBODY. BUT WHEN YOU START CARING ABOUT OTHERS, SOMEBODY STARTS LOVING U. GOOD NIGHT.

(418) DREAMS TOUCH UR HEART N SOUL,IT IS A MAGICAL MEMORY THAT UNITES FANTASY & REALITY.HOPE U’LL HAV D SWETEST DREAM AS U CLOSE UR EYES 2NITE WHEN U SLEEP. GUD NITE.

(419) NEVER WALK AWAY FROM TRUE FRIENDS.WHEN U SEE SOME FAULTS,BE PATIENT &REALIZE THAT NOBODY IS PERFECT.ITS AFECTION THT MATERS,NOT PERFECTIO.GD NIGT

(420) BE HAPPY TODAY.JUST ENJOY TODAY LIVE FREELY TODAY.HAVE FUN TODAY.COZ WHO KNOWS! YOU MIGHT FALL IN LOVE 2MRW. GOOD NIGHT.

(421) KEEPING SOMEONE IN OUR HEART IS VERY EASY…BUT, TO BE IN SOMEONE’S HEART IS VERY DIFFICULT….. SO “CARE” THE HEART WHICH “CARES” U….J<.

(422) NEKU ENTA ____________ ANTA ____________KANISAM KAL CHEYALI TELIYADA? NEKU ____________ UNDA?FIL IN THE BLANKS VTH SUTABLE WORDS. ALL THE BEST..

(423) PLZ PASS THIS MSG 2 AL UR FRDS.A POOR BOY NEEDS..1.BMW CAR2.APPLE IPHONE3.LAPTOP4.$1,00,000PLZ HELP THIS POOR BOY.CONTACT NO:+919885993121.

(424) LIVE WITH NO EXCUSES AND LOVE WITH NO REGRETS.WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU A HUNDRED REASONS TO CRY,SHOW LIFE THAT U HAVE THOUSAND REASONS TO SMILE.

(425) WE ALWAYS LOOK AND CARE FOR THE PERSON WHOM WE LOVE THE MOST.BUT WE FAIL TO LOOK BACK THOSE WHO LOVE US THE MOST.DON’T MISS THEM IN LIFE……HAV A NICE DAY

(426) U CARE ME – I CARE U. U MISS ME – I MISS U. U LIKE ME – I LIKE U. U FORGET ME – I AM SORRY, I WILL KILL U. MIND IT

(427) CARE IS THE SWEETEST THING IN LIFE.IF SUMONE SAYS TAKE CARE MEANS U LIVE IN THAT PERSONS HEART TILL THE LAST BEAT.THEN TAKE CARE………

(428) NEVER CRY WHEN UR IN LUV,BCOZ 4 THE 1 WHOM U CRY,DOSEN’T DESERVE UR TEARS &THE 1 WHO DESERVE IT WILL NEVER LET U CRY.GUD DAY

(429) DONT ONLY BE CLOSE WITH SOME ONE WHO MAKE YOU HAPPY. BE CLOSE WITH SOME ONE WHO CANT BE HAPPY WITHOUT YOU. IT MAKES ALOT OF DIFFERENCE IN YOUR LIFE.HI!!

(430) ELEPHANT,COW & MONKEY ARGUING WHO’S D BEST ?ELEPHANT: I HELP TO MOVE HEAVY LOADSCOW: I GIVE MILK. SAY SOMETHING.. IT’S UR CHANCE…

(431) DONT ONLY BE CLOSE WITH SOME ONE WHO MAKE YOU HAPPY. BE CLOSE WITH SOME ONE WHO CANT BE HAPPY WITHOUT YOU. IT MAKES ALOT OF DIFFERENCE IN YOUR LIFE.HI!!

(432) IF TOMORROW OUR FRNDSHP BREAKS,I’M SURE U’LL GET 100 FRNDS LIKE ME.BUT EVEN IF I TRY,I’LL NOT GET SOMEONE LIKE U. BCOZ SKY HAS MANY STARS BUT ONLY 1 MOON…

(433) MANAM MANAM DOSTHULAM…CHETTU MEDA KOTHULAM…VANALONI CHINUKULAM.NEETI LO CHEPALAM…KANTI LO PAPALAM…MOTHANIKI –GOOD FRIENDSLAM..

(434) NANNAGARU CHEPPARANDI MIKU SMSLU PAMPINCHAMANI,NANNAGARU CHEPPARANDI MIMMALNIKUDA SMSLU PAMPINCHAMANI,NANNAGARU CHEPPARANDI MIKU ROJU GD NIGHT CHEPPAMANI.

(435) YOUR A/C HAS BEEN RECHARGED SUCCESSFULLY BY RS 1490.74 UR A/C BALANCE IS RS 1501.93 AHA! MOHAM CHUDU.KOTHIKI KOBBARI CHIPPA DORIKINATTU. HA HA HA

(436) ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZINDHULO 1 MISSING 2 TIMES CHADHIVI CHUSTHUNNAVA?SIGGU LEDA..?ABCD LO 1 ELA VASTHUNDHI . . ENTO ELA BHATHUKUTHAVO EMO.

(437) WE THINK THAT CLOSE & OPEN ARE OPPOSITE TO EACH OTHER. BUT VERY FEW IN THE WORLD KNOW THAT THE ONE WITH WHOM WE ARE CLOSE IS THE ONE WITH WHOM WE ARE VERY OPEN.

(438) SWEETEST XCUSE: A KID GETS “0″ IN A PAPER.FATHER ANGRY- SAYS WHAT IS THIS?KID REPLIES: TEACHER K PAAS STAR KHATAM HO GAYE THE TO MOON DE DIYA..

(439) SHANKAR DADA : AREY ATM E OXFORD ANTE ENTI? ATM : AREY ADHI THELVADHA ANNAOX ANTE EDHU, FORD ANTE BANDIOXFORD ANTE EDDLA BANDI ANNA..GUD NI8..!!

(440) NAKU CAL CHEYALANI NEKU OKKASARI KUDA ANIPINCHALEDA KANISAM MESSAGE !ANTE MEMU ENDUKU GURTHUNTAM ANTHELE,SARDAR SENT DIS MSG 2CUSTOMER CARE.

(441) FATHER- TELL ME ALPHABETS FROM A TO Z.SON- AEGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.FATHER- YOU MISSED ‘BF CD’ IN THAT.SON- NO PAPA, ITS IN MY BAG.. . . . . . . .

(442) I LOVE YOU I LOVE U AGAIN,I REALLY LOVE YOUI LOVE U SO MUCH,BCOZ SWAMY VIVEKANANDA SAID LOVE ANIMALS, ESPECIALLY MONKEYS…

(443) B.TECH”CHADIVITE ENGINEER GA POTAV..MBBS” CHADIVITE DOCTER GA POTAV..LAW” CHADIVITE LAYER GA POTAV..ELA IPPUDU “SMS” LU CHADIVITE PHANIKIRAKUNDA POTAVU.

(444) NEVER THINK HARD ABT PAST,IT BRNGS “TEAR$” DNT THINK MORE ABT FUTURE,IT BRNGS “FEAR$” LIVE DIS MOMENT WTH A SMILE,& LISTEN 2 UR HEART IT BRNGS “CHEERS”

(445) THE WINNER ALWAYS HAS A PROGRAM;THE LOSER ALWAYS HAS AN EXCUSE. THE WINNER SAYS”LET ME DO IT FOR YOU”.THE LOSER SAYS, ”THAT’S NOT MY JOB”.

(446) GIRL: NUVVU MONTHLY ENNI SARLU SHAVE CHESTHAVU. BOY: MONTHLY KADU ROJUKU 30 NUNDI 40 SARLU CHESTHANUGIRL: MENTALODIVABOY: KADU MANGALODINI

(447) THE RELATION BETWEEN ”OND HEART AND ANOTHER HEART” IS CALLED LOVE BUT. THE RELATION BETWEEM ”HEART AND HEARTBET” IS CALLED FRIENDSHIP……

(448) SOMEONE IS RUDE TO U NOT BCZ THEY R NOT NICE, BUT BCZ U R NICE!

(449) N8 SIGNIFIES 2 LEAVE AL 2 GOD, PREPARE FOR ANOTHER DAY 2 COME HAVE A PEACEFUL . . .

(450) A SWEETER SMILE, A BRIGHTER DAY, HOPE EVERYTHNG TURNS OUT GR8 4 U TODAY..

(451) I DONT EXPECT 2 BE D MOST IMP PERSON IN UR LIFE, BUT I WUD BE HAPPY IF 1 DAY, WHEREVER U HEAR MY NAME,U WUD SMILE & SAY,”HEY THATS MY FRIEND..:)

(452) SOLVE THIS: I HAVE 13 LETTER WORD. _ H _T_ _ _I _ _ M E _1.DOCTORS HATE ME..2. FISHERMEN LIKE ME..3. KIDS LOVE 2 EAT ME..WHO AM I?CHALLENGE 4 U REPLY ME

(453) BISCUIT KEPT IN AIR BECUMS SOFT. CAKE KEPT IN AIR BCUMS HARD.MORAL:HARD,SOFT ANI KADU POINT, GALIKI TIRUGUTEY EVARAINA PANIKI RAKUNDA POTARU!;-)

(454) I__________U.& WHY?1.WANT2.LOVE3.CARE FOR4.NEED5.HATE6.KILL7.HELP8.MISS9.WILL BE WITH10.FORGET 11.LIKE FILL ANY 1 FOR ME. REPLY WITH REASON.

(455) 120-NICE DOGS220-NICE FRNDS320-NICE RELATIV420-ENEMYS520-JOB PARTNERS620-NICE BROTHE & SISTER720-HUSBAND &WIFE820-NICE LOVERS920-NICE MONKEYS

(456) ABOUT “YOU & ME” WHAT RELATIONSHIP IN LAST “JANMA”(BEFORE MILLION YEARS)SELECT ONE. ….120 220 320 420 520 620 720 820 920 THIS IS FUNREPLY IS MUST.

(457) PILICHINA RANANTAVA, S.M.S CHEYYANANTAVA, BUSY GA UNNANANTAVAA O..O..O., PHONEKUDA CHEYYANANTAVA..! SAMAYAM KADANTAVA, BALANCE LEDANTAVA.. FRIENDUUU..!

(458) BOMMARILLU..SIDD: MOTTAM MEERE CHESARU P’RAJ : NENU EM CHASANU RA, NEEKU UNDERWEAR TEVADAM TAPPA?SID : TESTARU, NACHUTUNDA LEDA ANI 1000 SAARLU AALOCHISTARU, KANI SARIPOTUNDA LEDA ANI 1SAARAINA ALOCHISTARA. NA SIZE 80 ITE 95 TESTARU.MEERU TECHINDI PEDDADI AIPOI, UNNAVI TIGHT AIPOI.,NAAKU NACHINDI KONALEKA, UNNAADI VESUKOLEKA INNALLU NARAKAM CHUSANU. CHIVARAKI DRAYER KUDA ELA VEYYALO MEERE CHEPTE NENU ENDUKU.. AAA.

(459) U MAY MISS MEU MAY IGNORE MEU MAY EVEN FORGET MEBUT ONE DAY IF U WANNA SEE MEDONT SEARCH, JUST SEE YOUR SHADOWI WILL BE THERE TRUST ME.

(460) I HOPE MY MOBILE IS IN LOVE WITH UR SMS COZ “IT WHISTLES WHEN UR SMS COMES, ITS FACE BECOME BRIGHT, THE LIGHT STARTS GLOWING, “SO KEEP MESSAGING.

(461) B4 U SPEAKLISTENB4 U WRITETHINKB4 U SPENDEARNB4 U LOVELIKEB4 U QUITTRY.

(462) FORWARD THIS MSG TO10 PEOPLE &U WILL GETNOTHING, ITS TRUE, ITS WORKING, EVEN I DIDN’T GET ANYTHING!EXCEPT A SMILE ON UR FACE.

(463) NE SNEHAM OKA SUNDARA SWAPNAM;NE PARICHAYAM OKA SUNDARA KAAVYAM;ENNI JANMALADO E PREMA BANDAM ; NINNUVEEDANU ANI ANTUNDI NA HRUDAYAM. ..

(464) LIFE IS SMALL,LIVE IT! LOVE IS GREAT, FEEL IT!ANGER IS INJURIOUS,DUMP IT!TROUBLES ARE MOMENTARY,FACE IT!MEMORIES ARE SWEET,CHERISH IT.!LYF Z WORTH IT.!!

(465) RECEPIE :- 1. TAKE A BOWL OF GRAPES. 2.KEEP IN UR HAND. 3. STAND INFRONT OF MIRROR, & D DISH IS READY.RECEPIE NAME:-LANGUR K HATH M ANGUR.

(466) WHY IS THE 4TH LION OF ASHOKA ALWAYS INVISIBLE?THINKDONT GIVE UPITS SIMPLEHE IS JUST LIKE MEHE DOESNT LIKE PUBLICITY!!

(467) MAINE APKO CAL KIYA TO NETWRK BOLTA HAI,NAMSKAR PAGAL KI DUNIYA ME AAPKA SWAGAT HAI,AAP JIS PAGAL SE IS VAQT BAAT KARNA CHAHTE HAIN USKA DIMAG SWITCH OF HAI .

(468) THERE R 14 TYPES OF HEARTS. TO KNW WAT TYPE OF HEART IS UR CHOOSE ANY NO. FRM 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14 & SEND ME. ANS WIL B GIVEN AFTER UR REPLY.. (ME ANS REPLY)1-SELFISH 2-WEAK 3-COOL 4-CRUEL 5-ROMANTIC 6-SMART 7-LOVABLE 8-CHARMING 9-SENSITVE 10-STONE 11-KIND 12-OPEN 13-AFFCTINATE 14-JEALOUS.

(469) LOVE IS NOT WINNING SOME1 BUT LOSING URSELF 2 SOME1WEN U R LOVED BY SOME1-IT’S NOT DUE 2 UR EXCELLENCE OF MIND BUT DUE 2 PURITY F UR HEART..

(470) LADY: DR, I ALWAYS FEEL TIRED.DR:HOW OFTEN U DO SEX?LADY: DAILY.DR: AVOID SUNDAY ATLEAST. LADY: SORRY, IT’S THE ONLY DAY WHEN IM WITH MY HUSBAND.

(471) LIFE IS A TOUCH N GO.. SUM PPL WIL BE THR FOR A WHILE ,SUM WILL GO AWAY, BUT PPL WHO FIND U SPECIAL WILL ALWAYS FIND WAYS TO STAY VIT U….. . . .

(472) A BUTTERFLY LIVES NLY4FEW DAYS,BT STILL IT FLIES JOYFULLY CAPTURING MANY HEARTS.EACH MOMENT IN LIFE IS PRECIOUS.LIVE HAPPY&WIN MANY HEARTS.HI,HW R U?

(473) EVERY TIME I HEAR SMS TONE,I ALWAYS HOPE IT COMES FROM U,MY PHONE HAS LIMITED MEMORY BUT MY HEART HASUNLIMITED SPACE 4A LOVELY FRIEND LIKE U…

(474) R U A GUD STUDENT?BORED OF GETING GUD MARKS?HUMSE DOSTI KIJIYE AUR FARK DEKHIYE SIRF3 HAFTE MEMARKS SENO MARKSAB SACH ME POSSIBLE!!.

(475) P’PLE LIKE U R FOUND ONLY ONE 4M A BILLION. SO, EVEN IF U FORGET ME I WONT LEAVE U, BCOZ IM NOT IN A MOOD 2 SEARCH ANOTHER BILLION 2 FIND A FRND LIKE U..

(476) DFNTLY,U CAN B IN TOUCH WT DIS NMBR@ANY TIME XCEPT DURING CLGE HOURS.K!I KNW WHO TLD U.K.C U..TAKE CARE..HAV A BEAUTIFUL DAY..ENJOY!

(477) A BIT OF URSMILE IS MY HAPPINESS, A DROP OF UR TEAR IS MY SORROW, A PART OF UR HEART IS MY LIFE,A HEARTLIKE MINE WIL DIE FOR SWEET HEART LIKE U..

(478) KNOWING A FRIEND LIKE YOU HAS MADE ME HAPPY IN A MILLION WAYS AND IF EVER I HAVE TO LET YOU GO, I WOULD FIND A MILLION REASONS TO MAKE YOU STAY ! …

(479) SUDDENLY 2 DAY I SAW STARS ARE MISSING FROM THE SKY.MOON ALSO MISSING.WHY?WHY?TELLARINDI KADA ..!

(480) YANDAY O SAARI MATLANDI….. O PAATA PAADANDEY….. YANDEY NANNU GURTHU PATTARA… YANDEY ME FRND NANDEY APPUDAPPUDU O MSG PAMPANDEY VERY GUD MORING ANDEY

(481) SILENCE N SMILE ARE 2 POWERFUL TOOLS: 1.SMILE IS THE WAY 2 SOLVE MANY PROBLEMS N 2.SILENCE IS THE WAY 2 AVOID MANY PROBLEMS SO,HAVE SILENT SMILE…..

(482) NVR IGNORE A PERSON WHO LUVS U, CARES 4U & MISSES U BCOZ. ONE DAY U MAY WAKE UP FRM UR SLEEP AND REALIZE TAT U’VE LAST D MOON WHILE COUNTING STARS…….!!!

(483) WE THINK THAT CLOSE & OPEN ARE OPPOSITE TO EACH OTHER. BUT VERY FEW IN THE WORLD KNOW THAT THE ONE WITH WHOM WE ARE CLOSE IS THE ONE WITH WHOM WE ARE VERY OPEN.

(484) DONT ONLY BE CLOSE WITH SOME ONE WHO MAKE YOU HAPPY. BE CLOSE WITH SOME ONE WHO CANT BE HAPPY WITHOUT YOU. IT MAKES ALOT OF DIFFERENCE IN YOUR LIFE.

(485) WHAT MAKES SOME PEOPLE DEAREST IS NOT JUST THE HAPPINESS THAT YOU FEEL WHEN YOU MEET THEM, BUT ITS THE PAIN YOU FEEL WHEN YOU MISS THEM….

(486) A DOG N MOSQUITO R IN LUV.1DAY MUSQUITO GAV LUV BITE 2DOG.DOG GOT EMOTIONAL N BIT MSQUTO.NXT DAY MSQUTO DIED OF RABIES N DOG DIED OF MALARIA.PYAR KA SIDE EFFECT…!!

(487) NVR SAY THANKS 2 SUM1 WHO LOVS U…NVR SAY BYE 2 SUM1 WHO REALY NEEDS U..NVR BLAME A PERSN WHO TRUSTS U..NVR 4GET A PERSN WHO THINKS OF U.GUDNI8…

(488) LIVE WITH NO EXCUSES AND LOVE WITH NO REGRETS.WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU A HUNDRED REASONS TO CRY,SHOW LIFE THAT U HAVE THOUSAND REASONS TO SMILE.

(489) MAN GOES 2 HOTEL WHER ONLY LADIES R WAITERS. HE ORDERS MILK. WAITRESS OPENS BRA SHOWS HER TITS & ASK HIM 2 SUCK. MAN SAYS, ‘THANK GOD I DIDNT ASK 4 WATER..

(490) RAJINI KANTH DIALOGES 4 BTECH STUDENTS…1)NANNA PANDULE REGULAR LO PASS AVUTHAI…,SIMHAM SUPPLEMENTRY LO PASS AVUTHADHI2)”ATHIGA PASS AYYE AADADHI,ASSALU PASS KANI MAGAADU BAGUPADDATTU CHARITRALO LEDU”3)”NAA DAARI BACK LOGS DAARI” BETTER COME IN MY WAY:-)

(491) #Dont Open#”SANIYA” is insideLopaliki raaku.Saniya snanam chestundi..Are vaddante vastaventi.Vaste ra kaani both room door open cheyaku. I###II###I ##I (. (. / I## ##I ) , ( I## ##I / ¥ ) I## ##I / / / I##donga sachinodu chusesadu :

(492) HANSIKA:NAAKU REPU PELLI CHUPULU3SHA:EVARI THO?HANSIKA: “PRABHAS”TELUSA?ILIYANA:ATHANA..?HANSIKA:CHI..CHI.. ATHANU KAADU.ATHANIFRIEND BUCHESH THO.

(493) DARING BUT FACT1980S: FRNDS REMEMBER U DURING GUD TIMESN FRGT U DURIN BAD TIMES2008 FRNDS REMEMBER U WHN SMS IS FEW PS/FREEN FORGET U WHN ITS 1 RUPEE..

(494) LAST 9T I HAD A DREAM.I WAS WALKING WITH GOD HE ASKED ME WHO IS UR BEST FRND?I TOLD UR NAME.HE SMILED & SAID NUVVU EE JANMALO BAGUPADAV.

(495) AARU NOORU ELA AVATUNDO TELUSA LET,A=BMULTIPLY WITH 9494A=94B(100-6)A=(100-6)B100A-6A=100B-6B100(A-B)=6(A-B)6=100NATHO PETUKOKU…I’M GENIUS.

(496) LET ME GUESSWHT UR DOIN.READINBOOK?NANA!LISTNINMUSIC?UHU!WATCHINTV?NA!CAUGHT U!MISSIN ME.& READIN MY SMS NA!OH NOW URSMILIN..!

(497) A SLEEPING LION IS STRONGER THAN A BARKING DOG SO A SLEEPING STUDENT IS BETTER THAN A BARKING TEACHER..BY LAST BENCH ASSOCIATION.

(498) RESEARCH PROVED THAT AL FOOLS USE THERE THUMB FINGER TO SMS…….NANNA ITS TOO LATE DONT TRY TO CHANGE FINGER NOW….BUT U CATCH ANOTHER FOOL K NA…

(499) YOUR A/C HAS BEEN RECHARGED SUCCESSFULLY BY RS 1490.74 UR A/C BALANCE IS RS 1501.93 AHA! MOHAM CHUDU.KOTHIKI KOBBARI CHIPPA DORIKINATTU. HA HA HA

(500) ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZINDHULO 1 MISSING 2 TIMES CHADHIVI CHUSTHUNNAVA?SIGGU LEDA..?ABCD LO 1 ELA VASTHUNDHI . . ENTO ELA BHATHUKUTHAVO EMO.

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Hoti nahi mohabbat surat se, mohabbat to dil se hoti hai,

surat unki khud hi pyari lagne lagti hai, kadar jinki dil mai hoti hai…..!!

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Na karta shikayat zamane se koi,
Agar maan jaata manaane se koi.
Kisi ko kyun yaad karta koi,
Agar bhool jaata bhulane se koi…….
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Boond boond se hai sagar ki geheraai,
Iss ki har ek boond mujh mein hai samaai.
Koi maange to ek boond bhi na de sakenge,
Kyunki har ek boond mein aapki *MOHABBAT* hai samaai…..
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Pehle kabhi tanha na tha yeh dil kisi ki yaad me,
Phir aaj kyu yeh tera naam pukare ja raha hai.
Humne to sirf basaya tha tujhe is dil me,
Phir aaj kyu yeh tujhe apna banaye ja raha hai.
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Unki tasveer yuh aakho me bas gayi hai,
Ki dekhte hai jo bhi nazara,….. wohi dikhai dete hai,
Pehle na kabhi mehsus kiya tha dil ki dhadkan ko,
Ab to har bar dhadakta hai.. …. wohi sunai dete hai….
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* **
Ankho ne ankho se kya keh diya,
Dil ko dhad k ne ka kaam de diya,
Kuch bhi kaho ae yaro isse ,
Khuda ne issey mahhobat ka naam de diya…
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* **
Tumhari yaadon ke sahare zinda hai hum,
Tumhe dekhne ki chahat,Dil me rakhte hai hum,
Ab untezaar hai to sirf tumhare aane ka,
Warna kabse jeena chor chuke the hum….
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *
Fiza Ko mahakti shaam ho tum,
Pyar me chhalakta jaam ho tum…..
Tumhe dil me chhupaye firte hain,
Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum…..
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *
Tumhe dekhna hasrat thi hamari,
Tumse milna zaroorat thi hamari,
Pyaar jo hua hai tumse kya kahe hum,
Yeh shayad Hai khusnasibi hamari.
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* **
Chaha tha jinhe dilo jaan se zyada, unhe mera pyar guwara na raha,
Socha tha apna aashiya banane ko, par ab unhe paane ka sapna na raha,
Nafrat ki aandhiyo me jhoonjti he dil ki kashti, abto lehro se sambhalne ka
hosla bhi nahi,
Dosh de to aakhir kaise de us khuda ko, jab kinara hi apna na raha…

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* **

Taarikh ki duniya mein kabhi aisi bhi dor aayi hai…
Lamhon ne khata ki hai, Sadiyon ne sazaa paayi hai…
Zindagi mein do hi lamhen badi mushkil se guzaare ,
Ek tere aane se pehle…. Aur ek tere jaane ke baad.

***********************************************************************************************************

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Boond boond se hai sagar ki geheraai,
Iss ki har ek boond mujh mein hai samaai.
Koi maange to ek boond bhi na de sakenge,
Kyunki har ek boond mein aapki *MOHABBAT* hai samaai…..
_______________________________________________________________________________________

pahle kabhi tanha na tha yeh dil kisi ki yaad me,
Phir aaj kyu yeh tera naam pukare ja raha hai.
Humne to sirf basaya tha tujhe is dil me,
Phir aaj kyu yeh tujhe apna banaye ja raha hai.
_______________________________________________________________________________________

Unki tasveer yuh aakho me bas gayi hai,
Ki dekhte hai jo bhi nazara,….. wohi dikhai dete hai,
Pehle na kabhi mehsus kiya tha dil ki dhadkan ko,
Ab to har bar dhadakta hai.. …. wohi sunai dete hai….
_______________________________________________________________________________________

Ankho ne ankho se kya keh diya,
Dil ko dhad k ne ka kaam de diya,
Kuch bhi kaho ae yaro isse ,
Khuda ne issey mahhobat ka naam de diya…
_______________________________________________________________________________________

Fiza Ko mahakti shaam ho tum,
Pyar me chhalakta jaam ho tum…..
Tumhe dil me chhupaye firte hain,
Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum…..
_______________________________________________________________________________________

Tumhe dekhna hasrat thi hamari,
Tumse milna zaroorat thi hamari,
Pyaar jo hua hai tumse kya kahe hum,
Yeh shayad Hai khusnasibi hamari.
_____________________________________________________________________________________

Chaha tha jinhe dilo jaan se zyada, unhe mera pyar guwara na raha,
Socha tha apna aashiya banane ko, par ab unhe paane ka sapna na raha,
Nafrat ki aandhiyo me jhoonjti he dil ki kashti, abto lehro se sambhalne ka
hosla bhi nahi,
Dosh de to aakhir kaise de us khuda ko, jab kinara hi apna na raha…
______________________________________________________________________________________

Taarikh ki duniya mein kabhi aisi bhi dor aayi hai…
Lamhon ne khata ki hai, Sadiyon ne sazaa paayi hai…
Zindagi mein do hi lamhen badi mushkil se guzaare ,
Ek tere aane se pehle…. Aur ek tere jaane ke baad.

_______________________________________________________________________________________

Raate gumnaam hoti hai,

Din kisi ke naam hota hai,

Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jeete hai

ki har lamha tumhare naam hota hai

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Responses

  1. MILAYE DIL KISI SE KYA
    KOI KABIL NAHI MILTA
    KISI SE DIL NAHI MILTA
    KOI DIL SE NAHI MILTA

    SEXY HAI NAA….


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